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Our Rapid Onset Gummies are expertly prepared in our kitchen with our newest water-soluble Rapid Onset technology. As always, they are free of artificial colors and flavors. Gluten free, all-natural ingredients include Tapioca Syrup, Organic Cain Sugar, Water, Gelatin, Potato Starch, contains 2% or less Citric Acid, MCT Oil, Natural Color, Natural Flavors, THC (Poly-nano fiber). Rapid Onset Gummies have an onset time between 5 and 15 minutes giving the consumer a more consistent and accurate dosing method for their edible’s consumption.

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Super Lemon Haze is a strong sativa-dominant cultivar (strain), known for it’s taste of sweet lemons and hints of citrus while it’s reported to deliver a clear cerebral experience.

Top Terpenes: Terpinolene, Beta-Caryophyllene, & Ocimene
Lineage: Lemon Skunk x Super Silver Haze
Flavor: Sweet, Citrus, Lemon
Reported Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, Cerebral

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

A new and welcomed addition to Happy Valley, this hybrid is a cross of “Banana Cream Cake” and the Leafly 2022 strain of the year “Jealousy”. A truly unique terpene profile with smells ranging from banana peels to rich, earthy pine notes. Dense, round, flowers with purple hues that lead to a smooth and enjoyable smoking experience.

Lineage: Banana Cream Cake x Jealousy
Flavor/Aroma: Banana, Earthy, Pine
Reported Effects: Focused, Giggly, Euphoric

Get ready for a whole new way to experience flower! muze is here to shake things up by bringing you ground flower products that deliver juicy and delicious fruit flavor in every puff! muze is convenient, delicious and versatile! Life is busy, but muze is here to make things easier. Our ground flower is designed to fit into your routine seamlessly – without compromising on taste, quality or consumption style. You can roll muze, pack it into a chillum or you can enjoy it in your favorite glass piece without the hassle of breaking out a grinder! Available in Hybrid, Sativa and Indica choices!

We’ve taken ground flower and infused it with the juiciest and most vibrant fruit flavors provided by our friends at Terpods. We’re using proprietary technology to infuse each batch of flower with bold flavors that are sure to awaken your taste buds!

Fresh from breeder Sagemasta Selects, Crosstown Traffic is a unique new indica leaning hybrid that combines the infamous GMO cross “Dirty Taxi” with the legendary clone only Chemdog D. The buds are dense, heavily coated in trichomes with an earthy, pine and diesel aroma.

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

Lineage: Dirty Taxi x Chemdog D
Flavor/Aroma: Earth, Pine, & Diesel
Reported Effects: Relaxed, Uplifted, & Sleepy

Our Rapid Onset Gummies are expertly prepared in our kitchen with our newest water-soluble Rapid Onset technology. As always, they are free of artificial colors and flavors. Gluten free, all-natural ingredients include Tapioca Syrup, Organic Cain Sugar, Water, Gelatin, Potato Starch, contains 2% or less Citric Acid, MCT Oil, Natural Color, Natural Flavors, THC (Poly-nano fiber). Rapid Onset Gummies have an onset time between 5 and 15 minutes giving the consumer a more consistent and accurate dosing method for their edible’s consumption.

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Experience the perfect balance with Carbon Fiber, a potent sativa-dominat hybrid strain crafted from the cross of Cookies & Cream, Grape Pie, and Biscotti strains.

This strain delivers an immediate high, sparking a wave of euphoria that leaves you sociable and full of laughter. Simultaneously, a calming physical relaxation will envelop you, providing pure ease and tranquility.

Carbon Fiber boasts a delightful blend of sweet berry and grape flavors, accented by hints of spicy black pepper and earthiness. The aroma mirrors this profile, offering a fragrant bouquet of sweet berries, dank earthiness, and spicy black pepper.

Experience the uplifting and euphoric effects of Sativa, guaranteed to lift you up and take your party experience to a new level! This potent strain is sure to invigorate your senses and provide an energetic high, perfect for any social occasion or adventure.
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Typical Dominant Terpenes: Terpinolene, Pinene

Modified Grapes is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (80% indica/20% sativa) created through crossing the potent GMO X Purple Punch strains. Known for its super fruity flavor and heavy-hitting high, Modified Grapes is a great choice for any hybrid lover who appreciates a slight indica lean in their bud. Like its name suggests, Modified Grapes has a super sweet and fruity grape flavor with a unique heavily pungent and dank spicy overtone. The aroma is very pungent and heavy with punches of rotting grapes and rich black pepper that will fill any room with its heavy stench.

Dried cannabis flower is primarily ingested via inhalation. Activation time is roughly about 5 minutes and can last up to a few hours.

Modified Grapes is a hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between GMO and Purple Punch. Modified Grapes is 26% THC, making this strain an ideal choice for experienced cannabis consumers.

Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Pinene, & Limonene
Lineage: GMO x Purple Punch
Flavor/Aroma: Grape, Berry & Honey
Reported Effects: Sleepy, Relaxed & Aroused

Disposable vaporizers contain concentrated cannabis oil that is heated by an attached battery and inhaled. These products come charged and ready to go, and are not designed to be reused, refilled, or recharged. These products are often very potent and are designed to be consumed in 2-3 second puffs.