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White wedding is a hybrid cultivar that is coated in trichomes and rich, complex terpenes that coat the senses. Notes of Sour Gasoline, incense, and pine on the taste and smell. This cultivar is reported to deliver an energetic, soaring, and creative experience.Top Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, & CaryophylleneLineage: Wedding Cake x Mandarin Cookies x CrescendOFlavor: Gas, Sour, & PineReported Effects: Energetic, Uplifted, & CreativeWhen we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

Strawberry Guava is a sativa made for busy days when you want to unwind. This strain is quickly becoming one of our best sellers for its out mouth watering flavor.

This new Sativa is the result of some of Happy Valley Genetics best in-house breeding work to date! We crossed our award-winning Super Lemon Haze with the legendary Motorbreath#15 and selected an exquisite lemony fragrance phenotype. The distinct bright, citrus, lemon flavor coats the palate on the front end with some of the lime and pine notes of Motorbreath#15 lingering on the exhale. It combines the smooth smoke of classic OG Kush hybrids with the uplifting and cerebral sativa experience of Super Lemon Haze. This truly captures the best of both worlds from its parents and delivers a new and unique experience

( THC and CBD content used, is equal to containers entire contents : Keep out of reach of children )Our Strawberry 20:1 CBD:THC gummies are made with real fruit, a Hybrid terpene blend, and enhanced with cannabis-derived CBD oil. Perfect for relaxing your body while keeping your mind sharp and alert. They are the go-to gummy if you are looking to decompress or take the edge off.Calm + ClearIngredients: Sugar, Tapioca Syrup, Water, Strawberry Juice Concentrate,Gelatin, Natural Flavoring, Coconut Oil, Citric Acid, Pectin (Pectin, Sodium Citrate), Hemp Extract, Malic Acid, Sun ower Lecithin, Cannabis Extract, Terpenes (Limonene, Linalool, Alpha Pinene, Beta Pinene)Contains: Coconut

Butterwolf, a hybrid fusion of Peanut Butter Breath strain and Swamp Thing strain, boasts an intriguing blend of aromas and flavors, starting with a robust gas and earthiness funk that mellows out with a sweeter, more enjoyable aftertaste.

The restorative effects of CBG in combination with THC, alongside the terpenes found in Hybrid strains may provide greater rejuvenation than THC alone. This combination may be particularly useful when looking for balance.Balanced + FocusedIngredients: Sugar, Tapioca Syrup, Water, Pear Juice Concentrate, Gelatin, Coconut Oil, Natural Flavoring, Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Pectin (Pectin, Sodium Citrate), Cannabis Extract, Sunflower Lecithin, Terpenes (Limonene, Linalool, Alpha Pinene, Beta Pinene)Contains: Coconut

Unicorn Piss is an indica-dominant hybrid weed strain made from an unknown cross of strains. This strain is believed to be more relaxing than energizing, although the effects won’t completely knock you out. Unicorn Piss will calmly lift your spirits and your attitude. The effects of this strain will hit you instantaneously, so it’s important to take it slow when toking. Consumers who have smoked Unicorn Piss report feeling blissful, giggly, and tranquil. The flavor profile is sour and skunky and notes of citrus shining through. WARNING:Vaporizer devices may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled.Consumers shall have access to the test results of marijuana vaporizer devices including copies of any certificates of analysis provided by the device’s manufacturer.Marijuana vaporizer devices have been tested for vitamin e acetate and other contaminants, with no adverse findings.This product has been evaluated for environmental contamination (impurities) assuming that no more than 10 grams (0.35 ounces) of finished plant material (or the equivalent amount of concentrate) will be consumed per day.

( THC and THCV content used, is equal to containers entire contents : Keep out of reach of children )Our Kiwi gummies are tailor-made with real fruit and THCv to unlock your next level. With a 1 to 1 blend of THC and THCv, these uplifting gummies open up a Sativa experience that brings a boost of energy and focus to the typical THC high. Feeling Fuzzy? Time for Wyld’s Kiwi gummies.

Georgia Pine is generally considered an evenly balanced hybrid (50/50 Indica/Sativa), offering both uplifting energy and calming relaxation from its Killer Queen G13 and William’s Wonder genetics, with a distinct earthy, piney, sweet flavor.

What goes better with the bright citrusy flavor of orange than the uplifting effervescence of a Savita! Made from scratch and infused with premium, high potency distillate.

Stellar Sunrise is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain known for its uplifting, energetic, and creative effects, making it ideal for daytime use. Often described as having citrus, lemon, and gas flavors.

Indulge in pure decadence with Insa’s Salted Caramel Smooches – your taste buds just hit the jackpot! Silky, European chocolate cozies up to the smoothest salted caramel, with each luscious bite infused with Insa’s top-shelf cannabis. Each little smooch brings 5mg of THC – that’s 20 dreamy bites per pack. Perfect for snack time, movie nights, or whenever the craving for something irresistibly sweet strikes. Dive into blissful sweetness with Salted Caramel Smooches from Insa!

Crude Boys “Big Ripper” all-in-one vape pens are 2 grams of high potency THC distillate in a sleek, rechargeable, ready to use device.Ghost Train Haze is a sativa cross of Ghost OG and Neville’s Wreck. Unlike typical sativas, Ghost Train Haze grows dense buds blanketed in white, crystal-capped trichomes. With a sour citrus and floral aroma.Lineage: Ghost OG x Neville’s WreckFlavor: Sour, Citrus & FloralReported Effects: Energetic, Uplifted & Focused

Wyld’s Sour Cherry Indica Enhanced gummies are perfect for unwinding after life’s great adventures. Made with real fruit and botanical terpenes, these gummies pack a tart twist. It’s a little like a hammock for your inner thoughts.Mellow + CarefreeIngredients: Sugar, Tapioca Syrup, Water, Cherry Juice Concentrate, Gelatin, Malic Acid, Coconut Oil, Natural Flavoring, Citric Acid, Pectin (Pectin, Sodium Citrate), Cannabis Extract, Sunflower Lecithin, Terpenes (Linalool, Myrcene, Beta Caryophyllene, Terpineol)Contains: Coconut

Guava Biscotti is a hybrid strain created by crossing Guava and Biscotti. Biscotti itself is a cross of Gelato #25 and South Florida OG. The resulting Guava Biscotti strain is known for its balanced effects and sweet, fruity, and nutty flavor profile.

Known for its sweet smell of fresh strawberries and an expanding sensation that can make even the most seasoned consumer cough, Strawberry Cough is a potent sativa marijuana strain with mysterious genetic origins. However, Strawberry Cough is thought to be a cross of Haze and Strawberry Fields. The skunky, berry flavors will capture your senses while the cerebral, uplifting effects provide an aura of euphoria that is sure to leave a smile on your face. Strawberry Cough is a great solution in times of elevated stress. Lineage: Haze x Strawberry FieldsFlavor Notes: Strawberry, SweetReported Effects: Energizing, Uplifting

The Tower Three Oishii strain is a well-balanced hybrid cannabis strain with a sweet and savory flavor profile, a mix of sugary citrus candies and skunky earthiness.Its effects are characterized by a tingly, happy euphoria that lifts the mind and relaxes the body, often providing relief from stress, fatigue, and pain.The strain is developed from Flavor Pack #7 and Moonbow 112 F2 genetics, and Tower Three LLC, a craft cannabis grower known for its organic living soil practices, produces the strain.

Kick off your shoes and reach for noise-cancelling headphones as you set your surroundings to Airplane Mode.Mind-calming CBG provides relaxation to the muscles while a cozy, creamy berry flavor evokes a mindset made for balance.ABOUT THE HARDWARE: The H-bar hardware is USB-C rechargeable and has a window for oil visibility. The compact design of the H-bar fits in the palm of your hand and can be comfortably placed in your pocket. Holiday distillate vapes are flavored with high-quality botanical terpenes.

Welcome to the next generation of vaping. Clocking in at up to 95% potency, our live resin melted diamonds pair perfectly with our new hardware, designed to create ultra big clouds and super smooth hits.Blue Dream is a sativa-dominant hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Blueberry with Haze. This strain produces a balanced high, along with reported effects such as cerebral stimulation and full-body relaxation. In terms of flavor, Blue Dream is reported to smell and taste like sweet berries.

The pursuit of the golden hour inspired this uplifting, tropical flavor. Fresh, juicy watermelon and ripe strawberry blend seamlessly with notes of warm coconut. A refreshing twist on a colada (without the piña).ABOUT THE HARDWARE: The H-bar hardware is USB-C rechargeable and has a window for oil visibility. The compact design of the H-bar fits in the palm of your hand and can be comfortably placed in your pocket. Holiday distillate vapes are flavored with high-quality botanical terpenes.

Rove Ice Packs, the world’s first triple-infused preroll. Made with premium-grade flower fully-infused with THCA diamonds and solventless ice hash rosin, they’re expertly rolled, then coated with more ice hash. Super smooth and ultra potent, Rove Ice Packs test at over 50% THC. Welcome to the next evolution of prerolls.Get ready to be peachy keen! Peaches and Cream is here to give you the best of both worlds – an energizing boost for creative ideas and a calming effect for winding down. Our hybrid strain provides an all-natural high, with a sweet fruity taste, peachy aroma, and a heady euphoria that helps you stay in good spirits. Enjoy the perfect balance of relaxation and creativity with Peaches and Cream!

Introducing a masterful blend of genetic excellence, crafted for the discerning cannabis connoisseur. As a result of crossing the legendary Ztan Lee with Ztan Lee #41, this strain carries forward the best qualities of its parentage, presenting an unparalleled experience in both flavor and effects. While these genetics are not easy to grow, Runtz is used in this cross to elevate the signature candy-gas flavor while KushMintz beefs up the potency and structure

Pineapple Under the Sea is a hybrid strain that crosses Pineapple and Space Queen.Pineapple (aka Pineapple OG) is a hybrid strain developed by a phenotype of Ed Rosenthal’s Super Bud (ERSB). This strain features intense tropical flavors with undertones of pineapple and diesel. xSpace Queen is a hybrid strain that crosses Romulan and Cinderella 99. This strain features an aroma of apples, vanilla, and cherries.

Savor the bold and savory profile of Cheddar Cheese by Galaxy Labs, a classic indica-leaning hybrid that pairs the pungent funk of UK Cheese with the skunky potency of Skunk #1. Known for its unique aroma and relaxing effects, this strain is a favorite for those who love rich, flavorful cannabis experiences.Lineage: UK Cheese x Skunk #1Flavor/Aroma: Spicy, Earthy, & HerbalReported Effects: Creative, Relaxed, & Uplifted

Rove Ice Packs, the world’s first triple-infused preroll. Made with premium-grade flower fully-infused with THCA diamonds and solventless ice hash rosin, they’re expertly rolled, then coated with more ice hash. Super smooth and ultra potent, Rove Ice Packs test at over 50% THC. Welcome to the next evolution of prerolls.Also known as “Sour Grapes,” Grape Stomper OG is a craft Indica leaning hybrid bred by Gage Green Seeds, combining Purple Elephant and Chemdawg Sour Diesel for a truly premium experience.This strain is known for delivering an uplifting cerebral buzz, quickly followed by a pleasant, tingly body sensation that eases tension while keeping the mind engaged.As its name suggests, Grape Stomper OG boasts an intensely fruity aroma, reminiscent of sweet grape candy, complemented by subtle diesel and earthy notes for a well-rounded profile.

Bred by Exotic Genetix, Sunset Sherbert and Mint Chocolate Chip were crossed to create Rainbow Chip. Part of their 2018 Mint Chocolate Chip lineup, this strain uses the terpene influences and vigorous growth of Mint Chocolate Chip as their male; once combined with the sweeter influence of the female Sunset Sherbert, the flavor is indescribably tasty.

Kaya’s Koffee: Kaya’s Koffee is the delicious result of crossing the classic Alien OG and Alien Kush. It produces firm and plump mint green nugs with vibrant orange hairs and frosty, crystalline trichomes.Hamma Hamma: Hamma Hamma is a cross of two desirable strains 9 Pound Hammer x Platinum Alien OG. The two cultivars come together in a way that expresses the best traits from each parent. 9 Pound Hammer is reportedly good for its quick body melting high and musky grape flavor. The calming high is very noticeable both physically and mentally. Alien OG is a rare kush variety that can provide a lot of happy uplifting vibes. Lineage: Kaya’s Koffee x Hamma HammaFlavor/Aroma: Kush, Citrus, GrapeReported Effects: Uplifting, Relaxing, Happy

Gasoline Ganache is an indica-dominant hybrid, known for its relaxing and calming effects, making it great for evening use to relieve stress, pain, and fatigue, though it can cause couchlock. It’s a cross of Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Cookies, offering a creamy, chocolatey, gassy flavor with hints of lavender and fruit.

DOJA BISCOTTI PREMIUM INDOOR FLOWER Gelato 41 x Motorbreath 15 Chocolate cookie character on the nose with notes of anise and a finish of funky kerosene. The Biscotti profile is similar to its mother, the Gelato 41, however the finish has an enhanced gassiness, stronger hints of spice in the midrange and a rootbeer like finish that refines the complexity into a perfect blend that is super pleasing to the pallette. The effect of Biscotti is strong and heavy is great for sleep.

Our premium 35% Milk Chocolate Bars are expertly prepared in our Happy Valley kitchen, using the finest French Valrhona Chocolate, sustainably sourced from Africa.

Grape Stank is a pungent hybrid cannabis strain made from a genetic cross between Garlic Grove x Grape Gasoline. Compound Genetics breeds to win, and their Grape Stank carries the victory torch, with two iterations cinching victory at the 2023 Oregon Leaf Bowl. No need to wonder why when it reeks of a complex nose full of sweet berries, grape, gas, and astringent citrus and imparts unparalleled euphoria—beware a creeping couchlock.

This premium Dark Chocolate Bars are expertly prepared in the Happy Valley kitchen, using sustainably sourced, single-origin 55% dark chocolate from Ecuadorean Republica Del Cacao—a Valrhona Chocolates partner.

Strawberry Afterglow is primarily considered an indica or indica-dominant hybrid strain (often reported as 70% to 100% indica), known for providing a deeply relaxing, soothing, and sometimes sleepy, full-body experience. It is frequently associated with a sweet and earthy flavor profile, often described as a “warm blanket” effect suitable for evening use.

The sedating effects of CBN in combination with THC alongside terpenes found in Indica strains may provide greater sedation than THC alone. This combination may be particularly useful when preparing for sleep.Restful + SleepyIngredients: Sugar, Tapioca Syrup, Water, Elderberry Juice Concentrate, Gelatin, Natural Flavoring, Coconut Oil, Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Pectin (Pectin, Sodium Citrate), Cannabis Extract, Sunflower Lecithin, Terpenes (Linalool, Myrcene, Beta Caryophyllene, Terpineol)Contains: Coconut

Welcome to the next generation of vaping. Clocking in at up to 95% potency, our live resin melted diamonds pair perfectly with our new hardware, designed to create ultra big clouds and super smooth hits.Go to a galaxy far, far away with this heady strain. A cross of Skywalker and OG Kush, this strain’s stress relief powers will leave you feeling like the force is with you. This strains earthy undertones are balanced with sweet tropical notes and hints of blueberry.

Lemon Pastries is a sativa-dominant hybrid created through crossing Oreoz x Jet Fuel Gelato. Its aroma is a citrus explosion, featuring notes of lemon, orange, and blueberry, alongside creamy sweetness and a hint of kerosene.