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Stuck staring down a to-do list? Drowning in deadlines? We totally feel you. That’s why we went mad scientist to develop Effin’ Do It! We added some THC, some THCV, and our Amplified Apple flavor into a gummy. We hope you get to Effin’ Do It! (whatever “it” is).

Effin’ Vapes are your plus-one for the ride. Whether you’re chasing zen or locking in, these flavor-packed vapes are crafted to take you where you want to go. No guesswork, just good vibes. Wherever your journey leads, let’s Effin’ get there together.

At Simply Herb, we like to keep things simple. We like our vapes fun and easy-going, just like us. We’ve taken our “simple is best” approach to life and applied it to our vapes, creating exciting flavors sure to entertain your taste buds. Choose from fruity, desserty, or minty flavors, to add a flavor twist to your day. Treat yourself to a simply flavorful vaping experience.

Ingredients:
Extraction Method: Ethanol
Marijuana Type: Concentrate

WARNING:
Vaporizer devices may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled.
Consumers shall have access to the test results of marijuana vaporizer devices including copies of any certificates of analysis provided by the device’s manufacturer.
Marijuana vaporizer devices have been tested for vitamin e acetate and other contaminants, with no adverse findings.
This product has been evaluated for environmental contamination (impurities) assuming that no more than 10 grams (0.35 ounces) of finished plant material (or the equivalent amount of concentrate) will be consumed per day.

If you’re looking for a sativa-dominant hybrid with citrus fruits, skunky sweetness, and mood-elevating properties, Super Lemon Haze is a must-try. Whether you’re skating, hiking, or just looking for a burst of euphoria, this strain is an excellent choice.

Burned out? Time to check out. Let Effin’ Zen wisp you away to a happy place. Packed with THC, CBG, and CBC, these Peach & Honey treats will remind you of peace and tranquility. Specially infused with Chamomile to help soothe the mind and Ashwagandha to keep you balanced.

Effin’ Vapes are your plus-one for the ride. Whether you’re chasing zen or locking in, these flavor-packed vapes are crafted to take you where you want to go. No guesswork, just good vibes. Wherever your journey leads, let’s Effin’ get there together.

At Simply Herb, we like to keep things simple. We like our vapes fun and easy-going, just like us. We’ve taken our “simple is best” approach to life and applied it to our vapes, creating exciting flavors sure to entertain your taste buds. Choose from fruity, desserty, or minty flavors, to add a flavor twist to your day. Treat yourself to a simply flavorful vaping experience.

Butterstuff is a potent, indica-leaning hybrid known for its relaxing, calming, and sometimes sedative effects, which make it ideal for unwinding, stress relief, and sleep. It has a creamy, nutty, and buttery aroma and flavor, with hints of citrus or garlic, and users report a euphoric and giggly experience, especially with the #6 variant.

Sour Orange is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the delicious California Orange X Blueberry strains. When it comes to the flavor of this celebrity child, the name says it all. Sour Orange packs a lip-puckering sour citrusy orange flavor that’s accented by touches of fresh and fruity bubblegum. The aroma is just as heavy, with a super sour citrusy orange overtone that’s accented by fresh woody pine and a touch of sweet fruits.

Lineage: California Orange X Blueberry
Flavor/Aroma: Citrus, Sour, Fruity
Reposted Effects: Calming, Uplifting, & Relaxing

Genetics: Dj Shorts Blueberry x Super Silver Haze Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Pinene
Aroma: Blueberry, Lemon, Herbal

Berry Bash is a rare sativa dominant hybrid (70% sativa/30% indica) strain created by crossing the classic Blue Dream with the potent Johnny Blaze. The result is one hard-hitting, head-spinning bud that will leave you begging for more.

Lineage: Blue Dream x Johnny Blaze
Flavor/Aroma: Blueberry, Berry & Peach
Reported Effects: Energetic, Talkative & Euphoric

Experience twice the oil, same sleek size. The new 2G Ozone PIXI is a powerful, pocket-sized vape built for performance and convenience. Designed for smooth, consistent hits and effortless portability, PIXI delivers premium potency in a discreet, rechargeable device. Whether you’re on the move or just want a cleaner, easier way to enjoy your favorite strains, the Ozone 2G PIXI is your perfect match — small but seriously strong.

Papayahuasca is a unique hybrid strain that offers a delightful blend of effects. With a sweet and tropical taste reminiscent of papaya, this strain is known for its uplifting and energizing qualities. Its effects are both stimulating and relaxing, making it a popular choice for daytime use.

WARNING: Vaporizer Devices may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled. Marijuana Vaporizer Devices have been tested for Vitamin E Acetate and other contaminants, with no adverse findings.

Marjiuana Type: Distillate

Extraction Method: Ethanol

Modified Banana is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the delicious GMO BX X Banana OG strains. Like its name implies, Modified Banana has a sweet and fruity banana flavor with hints of sour citrusy orange and a touch of spicy black pepper. The aroma is very similar, with a spicy black pepper overtone accented by sour, citrusy oranges and a punch of fresh fruity bananas. This bud has long, spade-shaped light green nugs with olive undertones, thin orange hairs and milky trichomes.

Lineage: GMO BX X Banana OG
Flavor/Aroma: Pepper, Citrus, & Fruity
Reported Effects: Hungry, Uplifted, & Relaxed.

Mint Chocolate Chip lineup, this strain uses the terpene influences and vigorous growth of Mint Chocolate Chip as their male; once combined with the sweeter influence of the female Sunset Sherbert, the flavor is indescribably tasty.

Terpenes: Limonene & Caryophyllene
Lineage: Mint Chocolate Chip x Sunset Sherbert
Flavor/Aroma: Earthy, Herbal & Sweet
Reported Effects: Creative, Energizing & Euphoria