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Burned out? Time to check out. Let Effin’ Zen wisp you away to a happy place. Packed with THC, CBG, and CBC, these Peach & Honey treats will remind you of peace and tranquility. Specially infused with Chamomile to help soothe the mind and Ashwagandha to keep you balanced.

Effin’ Vapes are your plus-one for the ride. Whether you’re chasing zen or locking in, these flavor-packed vapes are crafted to take you where you want to go. No guesswork, just good vibes. Wherever your journey leads, let’s Effin’ get there together.

Stuck staring down a to-do list? Drowning in deadlines? We totally feel you. That’s why we went mad scientist to develop Effin’ Do It! We added some THC, some THCV, and our Amplified Apple flavor into a gummy. We hope you get to Effin’ Do It! (whatever “it” is).

Effin’ Vapes are your plus-one for the ride. Whether you’re chasing zen or locking in, these flavor-packed vapes are crafted to take you where you want to go. No guesswork, just good vibes. Wherever your journey leads, let’s Effin’ get there together.

Garlic Cookies is a heavily indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the potent Chemdawg X Girl Scout Cookies strains. Infamous for its heavy flavor and hard-hitting effects, this bud is a favorite of indica users around the world. Garlic Cookies has a flavor that, like its name suggests, is reminiscent of garlic with a light cookie diesel effect upon exhale. The aroma is very earthy with a heavy diesel overtone that lingers long after you finish toking.

Lineage: Chemdawg x Girl Scout Cookies
Flavor/Aroma: Diesel, Sweet, & Vanilla
Reposted Effects: Euphoric, Uplifting, & Giggly

Cinnamon Buddha is an indica-leaning hybrid strain made from a genetic cross between OG Kush and G-13. This strain is a spicy and citrusy delight, with a flavor and aroma that resemble cinnamon and lemon pepper. Bred by Theory Wellness, Cinnamon Buddha features flavors like cinnamon, citrus, and pine. The dominant terpene of this strain is myrcene, which is often associated with a musky aroma.

Pavé, also known as “Pave,” is an evenly balanced hybrid strain created through crossing the potent Paris OG X The Menthol strains. Named after the classic diamond setting, this bud has a beautiful appearance and delicious aroma that will have you drooling instantly. Like its namesake diamond setting, Pavé has a beautifully sparkling appearance, with dense diamond-shaped forest green nugs with deep purple undertones, lots of thin red-orange hairs and a coating of frosty, chunky bright white crystal trichomes.

Lineage: Paris OG X The Menthol
Flavor/Aroma: Menthol, Pepper, & Diesel
Reported Effects: Creative, Euphoric, & Tingly

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Open the curtains, cue the lights, it’s showtime! Get yourself in the right vibe with our Pina Colada gummies that will dial you to 11 all night. We’ve packed these rock and
rollers with THC, CBC, and THCV and infused with B12 to spark your day and Rhodiola to help keep the momentum going.

Effin’ Showtime is your backstage pass to epic, feel-good vibes. Mic drop.

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Quit wrestling with the sheets and get some Effin’ Deep Sleep! With THC, CBN, and CBD, these tasty delights were crafted to help with your deep, restorative sleep. Infused with L-Theanine for a sense of calm, and Magnesium to complement your wind-down ritual.

Effin’ Deep Sleep, because counting sheep is for amateurs.

Sour Orange is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the delicious California Orange X Blueberry strains. When it comes to the flavor of this celebrity child, the name says it all. Sour Orange packs a lip-puckering sour citrusy orange flavor that’s accented by touches of fresh and fruity bubblegum. The aroma is just as heavy, with a super sour citrusy orange overtone that’s accented by fresh woody pine and a touch of sweet fruits.

Lineage: California Orange X Blueberry
Flavor/Aroma: Citrus, Sour, Fruity
Reposted Effects: Calming, Uplifting, & Relaxing

Gorilla Chem, also known as “Gorilla Chem OG” or “Gorilla Chem Kush,” is a sativa dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the potent Gorilla Glue #4 X Chem #4 X Chem D BX2 strains. This bud has a super spicy coffee diesel flavor with a creamy mocha exhale. The aroma is on the heavier side, with a spicy, peppery overtone accented by gassy diesel and hints of creamy chocolate.

Sour Orange is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the delicious California Orange X Blueberry strains. When it comes to the flavor of this celebrity child, the name says it all. Sour Orange packs a lip-puckering sour citrusy orange flavor that’s accented by touches of fresh and fruity bubblegum. The aroma is just as heavy, with a super sour citrusy orange overtone that’s accented by fresh woody pine and a touch of sweet fruits.

Lineage: California Orange X Blueberry
Flavor/Aroma: Citrus, Sour, Fruity
Reposted Effects: Calming, Uplifting, & Relaxing

Crossing Dying Breed’s California Black Rosé and Ethos’ Mandarin Sunset, this eye-catching strain has unique and beautiful purple, black, and red buds. Its dense, resinous buds have a low leaf-to-flower ratio, making Mandarin Z an excellent choice for extraction. Buds are flavor-packed with grape, grapefruit, spice, and orange notes that will leave any smoker smiling after the first hit.

Citrus Sour is a vibrant, sativa-leaning hybrid that delivers a sharp, invigorating experience from the very first hit. True to its name, this strain explodes with notes of fresh lemon, lime zest, and a tangy diesel bite, offering a bold terpene profile that’s both refreshing and pungent.

Lineage: Sour Diesel x Citrus City
Flavor/Aroma: Skunky, Citrus, & Diesel
Reported Effects: Focused, Energetic, & Creative