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GMO Zkittlez, bred by Ethos Genetics, is an Indica dominant hybrid of GMO and Zkittlez. When released by Skunkhouse Genetics, GMO originally stood for Genetically Modified Organism. On the heels of the release, the cannabis community picked up on the undeniable aromas and adopted the name Garlic, Mushroom and Onion. We selected a GMO leaning cultivar of GMOZ which delivers heavy, intense cerebral effects with a flavor profile that is predominantly GMO with hints of Zkittlez in the finish.

Known for its sweet smell of fresh strawberries and an expanding sensation that can make even the most seasoned consumer cough, Strawberry Cough is a potent sativa marijuana strain.
The skunky, berry flavors will capture your senses while the cerebral, uplifting effects provide an aura of euphoria that is sure to leave a smile on your face. Strawberry Cough is a great solution in times of elevated stress.

Expertly prepared in our kitchen, Happy Valley Vegan Fruit Drops are made from hybrid distillate oil and are always free of artificial colors and flavors. Gluten free, all-natural ingredients include: Tapioca Syrup (Organic), Sugar (Organic), Water, Fruit Juice Concentrate, Pectin, Potato Starch, Carrageenan, Citric Acid, Fractionated Coconut Oil (Organic), THC (CO2 Distillate Oil), Trisodium Citrate

Happy Valley Vegan Fruit Drops are accurately dosed and available in 20 servings per package, 100mg THC total (5mg THC per gummy).

This premium Dark Chocolate Bars are expertly prepared in the Happy Valley kitchen, using sustainably sourced, single-origin 55% dark chocolate from Ecuadorean Republica Del Cacao—a Valrhona Chocolates partner.

Introducing our new CuratedFX Rapid Onset Calm Gummy, enriched with a blend of THC, CBD, CBN, GPR55 terpenes, CB2 terpenes, and GABA terpenes, meticulously formulated to induce relaxation, alleviate stress, and instill a profound sense of tranquility. By harmonizing Eybna’s innovative receptor-targeted terpene blends with carefully curated cannabinoids, our gummies offer an exquisite remedy for unwinding and finding solace at the end of each day.

Infusion:

• THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol): This psychoactive cannabinoid found in cannabis could help induce feelings of relaxation and euphoria, promoting a sense of calmness.

• CBD (Cannabidiol): A non-psychoactive cannabinoid known for its calming and anti-anxiety effects. It could help balance the effects of THC and promote relaxation without sedation.

• CBN (Cannabinol): Another cannabinoid that may have sedative and sleep-promoting properties. It could contribute to a deeper sense of relaxation and help with stress relief.

• GPR55 (Receptor Terpenes): This receptor protein, when activated, may help regulate mood and stress response, promoting a sense of calmness and well-being.

• CB2 (Receptor Terpenes): Found primarily in immune cells, CB2 receptors may play a role in modulating inflammation and immune responses, which can influence stress levels and relaxation.

• GABA (Receptor Terpenes): Terpenes that mimic the effects of gamma-aminobutyric acid (GABA), a neurotransmitter that promotes relaxation and reduces stress and anxiety. They could help calm the mind and induce feelings of tranquility.

Anticipated Effects: Consuming the Calm gummy could result in a combination of effects:

• Relaxation: The cannabinoids and terpenes could work synergistically to help relax the body and mind, reducing tension and promoting a sense of tranquility.

• Stress Relief: CBD, CBN, GPR55, CB2, and GABA terpenes could help alleviate feelings of stress and anxiety, allowing for a more peaceful and calm state of mind.

• Improved Sleep: CBN and GABA terpenes, known for their sedative properties, could contribute to better sleep quality and help with insomnia or restless nights.

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Hitmaker is the perfect fusion of technology and art — the ultimate disposable vaping experience. Matching our meticulously created live vape oil to the most advanced vape hardware on the market gives you the truest cultivar flavor and experience. Formulated using our proprietary terpene extraction methods, Hitmaker is available in a wide variety of your favorite Happy Valley cultivars.

Our Rapid Onset Gummies are expertly prepared in our kitchen with our newest water-soluble Rapid Onset technology. As always, they are free of artificial colors and flavors. Gluten free, all-natural ingredients include Tapioca Syrup, Organic Cain Sugar, Water, Gelatin, Potato Starch, contains 2% or less Citric Acid, MCT Oil, Natural Color, Natural Flavors, THC (Poly-nano fiber). Rapid Onset Gummies have an onset time between 5 and 15 minutes giving the consumer a more consistent and accurate dosing method for their edible’s consumption.

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Grape Syrup is a captivating indica-dominant hybrid, a result of Grape Ape and Grapefruit strains. Imagine a tropical earth aroma meeting sweet berries and lingering citrus flavors. This strain strikes a perfect balance of euphoria and relaxation, offering relief from stress, pain, anxiety, and insomnia. Its buds, featuring dark green hues, amber hairs, and a blanket of white trichomes, are a testament to its allure. Grape Syrup isn’t just a strain; it’s an irresistible journey into tranquility and exquisite taste.

White Truffle is an indica dominant hybrid strain that crosses the potent Gorilla Butter with an unknown hybrid strain. This bud has a sweet and sour citrusy lemon flavor with hints of herbal garlic and spicy black pepper. The aroma takes it up a notch, adding a fresh woody pine effect to the equation.

Fresh Squeezed is a 50/50 hybrid strain created through crossing the iconic Face Off OG x Ohio Lemon G strains. This bud has a vibrant sour orange flavor with a slightly sour spicy exhale. The aroma is of fresh citrusy earth and potent Pine-Sol with just a dash of black pepper as the nugs are burned.

Another Level was certainly a standout in our initial round of breeding. We started with Happy Valley’s keeper Pheno of GMO Zkittlez which was selected in 2022 from a pheno hunt of over 100 plants. This GMO Zkittlez pheno took 1st Place in the 2022 Cultivators Cup Solventless Rosin Cart category for its garlic, mushroom, and onion nose with hints of Zkittlez. We then crossed our GMOZ with Ethos’s Endgame #3 clone, which brought vigor, bud structure, and a faster finishing time. The resulting hybrid was truly on “Another Level”.

1st Place Sativa Flower High Times Cannabis Cup Winner

Super Lemon Haze is a sativa-dominant hybrid that was originally a cross between Lemon Skunk and Super Silver Haze. This combination of popular parent strains is directly responsible for the impressive terpene profile and overall uplifting effects of the strain. A lot of people describe SLH to be the perfect combination of tart lemons, sweetness, and a small dash of earth.