MAC (Miricle Alien Cookies) x Gelato
The Forth Kind is a cross of two classic cannabis strains, MAC and Gelato. TFK produces effects that are happy and uplighting, with a bit of creativity. This stain features a smooth orange flavor that is balanced out by earthy notes with a floral finish. The Forth Kind is said to help relieve symptoms of stress and uplift users to a new level.
Cap Junky is an evenly balanced hybrid strain created through crossing the iconic Kush Mintz X Alien Cookies strains. A, reportedly, super high-powered hybrid with relaxing yet active effects. This bud has a sweet and fruity flavor with a potent punch of flowery menthol. The aroma is of spicy fresh menthol, pungent pine and gassy diesel with a touch of fruitiness. Cap Junky buds have dense and conical forest green nugs with emerald-green leaves, thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny, milky amber crystal trichomes.
Lineage: Kush Mintz X Alien Cookies
Flavor/Aroma: Fruity, Diesel, Spicy
Reported Effects: Social, Uplifting, Relaxing
Our Ice Hash Live Rosin delivers the purest and freshest cannabis experience straight from the plant to the consumer. Derived from freshly frozen plants, this solventless process is made with only ice and water, rosin is as close as you can get to the plant. This full spectrum process preserves cannabinoids and terpenes with nothing added, giving you the cleanest full flower experience.
Known for its sweet smell of fresh strawberries and an expanding sensation that can make even the most seasoned consumer cough, Strawberry Cough is a potent sativa marijuana strain.
The skunky, berry flavors will capture your senses while the cerebral, uplifting effects provide an aura of euphoria that is sure to leave a smile on your face. Strawberry Cough is a great solution in times of elevated stress.
Expertly prepared in our kitchen, Happy Valley Vegan Fruit Drops are made from hybrid distillate oil and are always free of artificial colors and flavors. Gluten free, all-natural ingredients include: Tapioca Syrup (Organic), Sugar (Organic), Water, Fruit Juice Concentrate, Pectin, Potato Starch, Carrageenan, Citric Acid, Fractionated Coconut Oil (Organic), THC (CO2 Distillate Oil), Trisodium Citrate
Happy Valley Vegan Fruit Drops are accurately dosed and available in 20 servings per package, 100mg THC total (5mg THC per gummy).
GMO Zkittlez, bred by Ethos Genetics, is an Indica dominant hybrid of GMO and Zkittlez. When released by Skunkhouse Genetics, GMO originally stood for Genetically Modified Organism. On the heels of the release, the cannabis community picked up on the undeniable aromas and adopted the name Garlic, Mushroom and Onion. We selected a GMO leaning cultivar of GMOZ which delivers heavy, intense cerebral effects with a flavor profile that is predominantly GMO with hints of Zkittlez in the finish.
Hitmaker is the perfect fusion of technology and art — the ultimate disposable vaping experience. Matching our meticulously created live vape oil to the most advanced vape hardware on the market gives you the truest cultivar flavor and experience. Formulated using our proprietary terpene extraction methods, Hitmaker is available in a wide variety of your favorite Happy Valley cultivars.
Introducing our new CuratedFX Rapid Onset Calm Gummy, enriched with a blend of THC, CBD, CBN, GPR55 terpenes, CB2 terpenes, and GABA terpenes, meticulously formulated to induce relaxation, alleviate stress, and instill a profound sense of tranquility. By harmonizing Eybna’s innovative receptor-targeted terpene blends with carefully curated cannabinoids, our gummies offer an exquisite remedy for unwinding and finding solace at the end of each day.
Infusion:
• THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol): This psychoactive cannabinoid found in cannabis could help induce feelings of relaxation and euphoria, promoting a sense of calmness.
• CBD (Cannabidiol): A non-psychoactive cannabinoid known for its calming and anti-anxiety effects. It could help balance the effects of THC and promote relaxation without sedation.
• CBN (Cannabinol): Another cannabinoid that may have sedative and sleep-promoting properties. It could contribute to a deeper sense of relaxation and help with stress relief.
• GPR55 (Receptor Terpenes): This receptor protein, when activated, may help regulate mood and stress response, promoting a sense of calmness and well-being.
• CB2 (Receptor Terpenes): Found primarily in immune cells, CB2 receptors may play a role in modulating inflammation and immune responses, which can influence stress levels and relaxation.
• GABA (Receptor Terpenes): Terpenes that mimic the effects of gamma-aminobutyric acid (GABA), a neurotransmitter that promotes relaxation and reduces stress and anxiety. They could help calm the mind and induce feelings of tranquility.
Anticipated Effects: Consuming the Calm gummy could result in a combination of effects:
• Relaxation: The cannabinoids and terpenes could work synergistically to help relax the body and mind, reducing tension and promoting a sense of tranquility.
• Stress Relief: CBD, CBN, GPR55, CB2, and GABA terpenes could help alleviate feelings of stress and anxiety, allowing for a more peaceful and calm state of mind.
• Improved Sleep: CBN and GABA terpenes, known for their sedative properties, could contribute to better sleep quality and help with insomnia or restless nights.
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This premium Dark Chocolate Bars are expertly prepared in the Happy Valley kitchen, using sustainably sourced, single-origin 55% dark chocolate from Ecuadorean Republica Del Cacao—a Valrhona Chocolates partner.
Our Rapid Onset Gummies are expertly prepared in our kitchen with our newest water-soluble Rapid Onset technology. As always, they are free of artificial colors and flavors. Gluten free, all-natural ingredients include Tapioca Syrup, Organic Cain Sugar, Water, Gelatin, Potato Starch, contains 2% or less Citric Acid, MCT Oil, Natural Color, Natural Flavors, THC (Poly-nano fiber). Rapid Onset Gummies have an onset time between 5 and 15 minutes giving the consumer a more consistent and accurate dosing method for their edible’s consumption.
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Grape Syrup is a captivating indica-dominant hybrid, a result of Grape Ape and Grapefruit strains. Imagine a tropical earth aroma meeting sweet berries and lingering citrus flavors. This strain strikes a perfect balance of euphoria and relaxation, offering relief from stress, pain, anxiety, and insomnia. Its buds, featuring dark green hues, amber hairs, and a blanket of white trichomes, are a testament to its allure. Grape Syrup isn’t just a strain; it’s an irresistible journey into tranquility and exquisite taste.
Fresh Squeezed is a 50/50 hybrid strain created through crossing the iconic Face Off OG x Ohio Lemon G strains. This bud has a vibrant sour orange flavor with a slightly sour spicy exhale. The aroma is of fresh citrusy earth and potent Pine-Sol with just a dash of black pepper as the nugs are burned.
