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Our Rapid Onset Gummies are expertly prepared in our kitchen with our newest water-soluble Rapid Onset technology. As always, they are free of artificial colors and flavors. Gluten free, all-natural ingredients include Tapioca Syrup, Organic Cain Sugar, Water, Gelatin, Potato Starch, contains 2% or less Citric Acid, MCT Oil, Natural Color, Natural Flavors, THC (Poly-nano fiber). Rapid Onset Gummies have an onset time between 5 and 15 minutes giving the consumer a more consistent and accurate dosing method for their edible’s consumption.

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Our precision-crafted new CuratedFX Rapid Onset Focus Gummy, infused with a blend of THC, CBD, CBG, 5-HT terpenes, and GABA terpenes, is meticulously designed to enhance concentration, foster mental clarity, and support cognitive function. Harnessing the synergistic potential of Eybna’s cutting-edge, receptor-targeted terpene formulations alongside carefully chosen cannabinoids, our gummies offer a potent solution for achieving the clarity and relief necessary to navigate through each day with ease.

Infusion:

• THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol): This psychoactive cannabinoid found in cannabis could help enhance focus by stimulating neurotransmitter activity in the brain.

• CBD (Cannabidiol): A non-psychoactive cannabinoid known for its calming and anti-anxiety effects. It could help balance the effects of THC and promote a sense of relaxation without sedation.

• CBG (Cannabigerol): Another non-psychoactive cannabinoid that may have neuroprotective and cognitive-enhancing properties. It could help support mental clarity and focus.

• 5-HT (Receptor Terpenes): Terpenes with properties similar to serotonin, a neurotransmitter associated with mood regulation and cognitive function. They could help promote a positive mood and mental alertness.

• GABA (Receptor Terpenes): Terpenes that mimic the effects of gamma-aminobutyric acid (GABA), a neurotransmitter that promotes relaxation and reduces stress and anxiety. They could help calm the mind and improve focus by reducing distractions.

Anticipated Effects: Consuming the focus gummy could result in a combination of effects:

• Enhanced Concentration: The cannabinoids and terpenes could work synergistically to help sharpen focus and improve attention span, making it easier to concentrate on tasks.

• Mental Clarity: CBG, CBD, and 5-HT terpenes could help clear mental fog and promote cognitive function, leading to improved clarity of thought and decision-making.

• Stress Reduction: The GABA terpenes could help calm the mind and reduce feelings of stress and anxiety, allowing for better focus and productivity.

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Galactic Warlock is a blend of Galactic Warheads and Warlock OG. These two powerhouses come together to form a mystical mélange of sweet & sour candy and fermented tropical fruit. With undertones of pine and an unexpected cheesy musk, Galactic Warlock has a divine complexity that is out of this world.

Hitmaker is the perfect fusion of technology and art — the ultimate disposable vaping experience. Matching our meticulously created live vape oil to the most advanced vape hardware on the market gives you the truest cultivar flavor and experience. Formulated using our proprietary terpene extraction methods, Hitmaker is available in a wide variety of your favorite Happy Valley cultivars.

Lemon Berry Candy OG X Ethos Cookies #16

A very strong cultivar with instant effects, and an intense lemon, candy, mouth coating flavor.

Happy Valley goes even Greener! Our NEW pre-roll tubes are designed to break down naturally in your home-compost pile. The process in which PHA breaks down is similar to cellulose or wood. If that material is discarded into the environment or compost bin, it will be consumed by microorganisms that feed off the material as a carbon food source.

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

The funk delights and the funk delivers. Funk Trunk was inspired by the flavor profiles of the outliers in the world of cannabis: Cat Piss, the GMO’s, the Skunks, the ones that furrow your brow. This blend has a distinct chemical bite to it; sharp and pungent but with a hint of sweetness to smooth it out. Moldy cheese and ammonia impact the senses and demand a second impression. Truly cannabis at its most enigmatic. Are you bold enough to open up the trunk and find out what’s inside?

Hitmaker is the perfect fusion of technology and art — the ultimate disposable vaping experience. Matching our meticulously created live vape oil to the most advanced vape hardware on the market gives you the truest cultivar flavor and experience. Formulated using our proprietary terpene extraction methods, Hitmaker is available in a wide variety of your favorite Happy Valley cultivars.

Big Bagg #11 is a cross between Kush Mints and Grape Cream Cake (Grape Pie x Wedding Crasher). This cultivar is visually outstanding with a spectrum of colors from green to purple and dense flowers heavily coated in resin. The smell and flavor are complex with a sweet, earthy terpene profile and notes of the legendary cultivar Bubba Kush which is in the Kush mint side of parental lineage.

You can always make room for dessert! The Bananappeal blend is a delight to the senses. It is the combination of sweet, creamy, and dessert-forward cultivars that exemplify the smooth flavors that cannabis can offer. Cookies and cream coalesce with a subtle but floral essence of banana peel to create a deliciously decadent combination that feels buttery on the exhale. Go ahead, add two scoops of cookies and cream ice cream with your banana split.

Hitmaker is the perfect fusion of technology and art — the ultimate disposable vaping experience. Matching our meticulously created live vape oil to the most advanced vape hardware on the market gives you the truest cultivar flavor and experience. Formulated using our proprietary terpene extraction methods, Hitmaker is available in a wide variety of your favorite Happy Valley cultivars.

This premium Dark Chocolate Bars are expertly prepared in the Happy Valley kitchen, using sustainably sourced, single-origin 55% dark chocolate from Ecuadorean Republica Del Cacao—a Valrhona Chocolates partner.

1st Place Sativa Flower High Times Cannabis Cup Winner Super Lemon Haze is a strong Sativa cultivar, known for its taste of sweet lemons and hints of citrus while delivering a clear cerebral experience. Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. This Pre-Roll 7-Pack Tin contains seven .5g Pre-Rolls, matches and a striking surface to light at your convenience. Happy Valley cures their Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience.

Lineage: Lemon Skunk X Super Silver Haze
Flavor/Aroma: Citrus, Sour and Sweet
Reported Effects: Energized, Focused and Euphoric

The Limoncello Haze vape is an intensely citrus-forward flavor, characterized by lemon and tangerine. This is complimented by notes of fresh pine and asiago cheese. Terpinolene dominant, this vape profile is sharp and complex, but sweet on the finish like a digestif.

Hitmaker is the perfect fusion of technology and art — the ultimate disposable vaping experience. Matching our meticulously created live vape oil to the most advanced vape hardware on the market gives you the truest cultivar flavor and experience. Formulated using our proprietary terpene extraction methods, Hitmaker is available in a wide variety of your favorite Happy Valley cultivars.

Khalifa Mints is a hybrid marijuana strain, from the rapper Wiz Khalifa’s Khalifa Kush brand. It’s a cross of Khalifa Kush and The Menthol, selected by Wiz himself, and is the first official release from the KK brand. The inhale envelopes the palette with smooth, minty smoke that tastes of Kush creaminess, with hints of citrusy gas noticeable upon the exhale. The high is uplifting, active, and cerebral, without taking you over the top. Just like KK, it’s perfect for both day and night. The presentation features frosty, silver-green buds with touches of purple, giving it a unique look and feel. Similar to KK, its small calyxes/bracts make up a fine network of pistils with a heavy, silvery frosting of trichomes. It’s everything you love about KK, plus a minty fresh kick.

Bloom + Play
Premium cannabis flower. Pesticide free. Sustainably grown.
Sativa dominant. Terpene rich.
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Terpene: CARYOPHYLLENE, LIMONENE, HUMULENE & PINENE
Lineage: PK Crasher x Rollie
Flavor/Aroma: Spice, Citrus, Pine, Woods
Reported Effects: Sunny, Bright, Creative, Uplifted, Alert, Inspired, Free.