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These premium Dark Chocolate Bars are expertly prepared in the Happy Valley kitchen, using sustainably sourced, single-origin 55% dark chocolate from Ecuadorean Republica Del Cacao—a Valrhona Chocolates partner.

Super Lemon Haze is a strong sativa-dominant cultivar known for its taste of sweet lemons and hints of citrus while delivering a clear cerebral experience.

Genetics: Lemon Skunk x Super Silver Haze
Flavor Profile: Sweet Lemon, Citrus

The candied mothball scent of GMO Cookies – sometimes known as Garlic Cookies – is ever-present in Road Rage aroma, but thanks to genes passed on via Bitch Slap’s Kosher Kush, Zkittlez, and OG Eddy Lepp connections, this pheno’s funky profile is far more complex. A slightly rotting, sweaty smell combines with sweet and sour grapefruit elements, ripe strawberry, and pungent gasoline, creating an overpowering taste and smell that’ll knock your olfactory senses into next week.

Lineage: Kosher Kush X OG Eddy Lepp X Zkittlez X GMO Cookies
Flavor/Aroma: Gassy, Sweet, and Fruity
Reported Effects: Creative, Energized, and Happy

Butterstuff Strain is an indica-leaning hybrid strain that provides a mellow yet giggly and euphoric high. With notes of butter cookies on the exhale, Butterstuff is an ideal strain for social gatherings or to help ease stress and anxiety.

Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene
Lineage: Peanut Butter Breath x Velvet Glove
Flavor Notes: Sweet, Creamy, Nutty
Reported Effects: Relaxed, Mellow, Sedative

Animal Cake is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the delicious Birthday Cake X Animal Cookies strains. This bud has a sweet and sour citrusy cake overtone that’s accented by creamy vanilla and flowery herbs. The aroma is very similar, with a sour citrus overtone that’s accented by spicy pepper and earthy flowers. Animal Cake buds have fluffy popcorn-shaped olive green nugs with thin red-orange hairs and a coating of frosty, tiny purple-white crystal trichomes.

Lineage: Birthday Cake X Animal Cookies
Flavor/Aroma: Sour, Citrus, & Vanilla
Reported Effects: Relaxed, Euphoric, & Tingly

Cherry Lime Gelato a slightly indica dominant hybrid.

This delicious three-way combination creates the perfect child strain with a tongue-tingling flavor and gorgeous appearance. It is a bright blend of sour lemon-lime, sweet fruity berries and creamy, vanilla ice cream. The aroma is just as sugary sweet, with a blend of sharp lime gelato accented by fruity berries, juicy cherries and creamy vanilla.

Lineage: Cherry Pie x Lime Pie x Gelato
Flavor/Aroma: Sweet, Creamy, & Berries
Reported Effects: Giggly, Sociable, & Euphoric

Razz Rush is a hybrid strain of cannabis with a sweet and sour candy terpene profile. It can produce an invigorating, cerebral high that can enhance mood and creativity.

Flavor/Aroma: Sweet, Sour, & Fruity
Reported Effects: Creative, Euphoric, & Relaxed

“Grand Champion” seems like a fitting name for something that blends the genetics of LAKC and OGKB, two renowned strains. The indica dominance suggests it might offer deep relaxation and possibly some sedative effects, which could be great for unwinding after a long day.

Lineage: LA Kush Cake x OGKB
Flavor/Aroma: Herbal, Sweet, & Earthy
Reported Effects: Relaxed, Calm, & Sleepy

Cinnamon Buddha Strain is an indica leaning hybrid cross between two classic, robust OG strains – Triangle OG and Fire OG. Spicy, lemon-pine aromas and earthy flavor may deliver a strong body high and relaxation of the mind.

Lineage: Triangle OG X Fire OG
Flavor/Aroma: Spicy, Lemon, and Pine
Reported Effects: Relaxing, Calm, and Sleepy

Anchor + Restore
Premium cannabis flower. Sustainably grown.
Indica dominant. Terpene rich.
The quieter you are, the more you hear.
Five .4g mini pre-rolls and a matchbox in a little box.

Terpene: CARYOPHYLLENE, LINALOOL, BISABOLOL & MYRCENE
Lineage: Sour x Cinnamon Buddha
Flavor/Aroma: Spice, Lavender, Chamomile, Honey
Reported Effects: Calm, Sensual, Connected, Soothed

Taking two of the most popular OG dominant plants and combining them has resulted in a resinous blend of gas and funk with a helping of purple hues in some plants. Expect some serious stank.

Lineage: Swamp Thing x Hot Rod
Flavor/Aroma: Citrus & Peppery
Reported Effects: Pain relief, Anxiety Relief, Mood Boost

Crude Boys Frosted Bud is crafted for those who demand both potency and flavor in their flower. Each bud is carefully coated with infused terpene distillate and THCA isolate, creating a frosty layer that amplifies both aroma and effect. Packed with bold flavors and a powerful punch, Frosted Bud delivers an enhanced experience designed for the true cannabis enthusiast.