Butterstuff is a cross of Peanut Butter Breath and Velvet Glove. It provides a long-lasting high that starts off mellow and becomes a mentally euphoric, chatty, hazy high that some users say gives them fits of the giggles. Butterwolf’s aroma and flavors are reminiscent of butter cream overtones with notes of sour citrus, fruit, and savory/spicy herbs.
Maui Wowie, also known as Maui Waui, is a sativa dominant strain, which is mostly found and grown in the Hawaiian Islands. The smell, you will note a hint of pine along with citrus and lavender. Furthermore, the strain tastes like fresh hash.
Lineage: Unknown Genetics
Flavor/Aroma: Citrus, Fruity, and Sweet
Reported Effects: Creative, Energizing, and Sociable
Avocado Toast is an exquisite cannabis strain that combines the sweet, fruity essence of Delicata Grapes with the refreshing notes of Governmint Oasis. This strain offers a divine flavor profile, characterized by luscious, sugary undertones that create a delightful taste experience. With its captivating aroma and smooth smoke, Avocado Toast provides a balanced high that uplifts the mind while gently relaxing the body. Perfect for enhancing social gatherings or sparking creativity, this strain is a true treat for those seeking both flavor and a feel-good vibe.
Lemon Zephyr is a sativa-dominant hybrid cannabis strain known for its uplifting and energizing effects, often associated with stress relief and creative inspiration. It’s characterized by a sweet and citrusy flavor profile with gassy and piney undertones. The strain is a cross between Super Lemon Haze and Garlic Breath.
Sugar Shack #5 is a potent cross of Sugar Coat and Bakers Dozen. A truly unique variety packed with the smell of fuel, skunk, exotic candy, and fruit accents. Sugar Shack #5 burns smooth and leads to a great smoking experience.
Lineage: Sugar Coat x Bakers Dozen
Flavor: Feul, Skunk, Sweet
Reported Effects:
Stir Stix were designed with discretion in mind, crafted for those seeking a subtle and sophisticated way to enjoy cannabis on the go. Our groundbreaking tech allows THC to absorb in your body (bioavailability) in just 15 minutes, turning every experience into a vibe. Just pour, stir, and ride the express lane to good times. No matter the flavor or the setting, each 5mg Stir Stix crafts a consistent, enjoyable experience every time, no surprises.
*Vegan *Gluten Free * Sugar Free
Includes ten 5mg drink pouches. Use 1 packet per 16oz water bottle or beverage.
White wedding is a hybrid cultivar that is coated in trichomes and rich, complex terpenes that coat the senses. Notes of Sour Gasoline, incense, and pine on the taste and smell. This cultivar is reported to deliver an energetic, soaring, and creative experience.
Top Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, & Caryophyllene
Lineage: Wedding Cake x Mandarin Cookies x CrescendO
Flavor: Gas, Sour, & Pine
Reported Effects: Energetic, Uplifted, & Creative
When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.
Hash Burger – 30.99% THCA
Overtime – 25.82% THCA
Rainbow Belts 3.0 – 28.19% THCA
Super Lemon Haze – 28.26% THCA
White Wedding – 30.17% THCA
Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.
Raspberry Sunset is an indica-dominant hybrid cannabis strain, a cross between Raspberry Kush and Sunset Sorbet. It’s known for its fruity and citrusy flavor profile with hints of mint, and its effects are characterized by a relaxing body high and a sense of calm euphoria.
Lemon Zephyr is a sativa-dominant hybrid cannabis strain known for its uplifting and energizing effects, often associated with stress relief and creative inspiration. It’s characterized by a sweet and citrusy flavor profile with gassy and piney undertones. The strain is a cross between Super Lemon Haze and Garlic Breath.
Chow Mein is a unique hybrid known for its distinctive flavor and relaxing effects. It’s a cross between OG Kush and Thai strains, resulting in an earthy, spicy flavor with hints of sweet and sour sauce. Users often describe feeling calm, happy, and deeply relaxed after consuming Chow Mein.
Green Monstah is the ultimate concoction, a monstrous blend created by uniting the finest strains and Frankensteining them together. Embrace the enigma, and let Green Monstah lead you on a haunting encounter like no other.
