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Awaken your senses with Acapulco Gold, a sativa that sparks creativity and fuels inspiration. This smooth, uplifting strain combines warm toffee aromas with earthy, herbal flavors. With mind-energizing effects, Acapulco Gold is the perfect choice for embracing artistic endeavors.

Aromas: Rich Toffee
Flavors: Earthy, Tea

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Northern Lights is an indica with a flower-dominant taste profile providing a sleepy, heavy high.

Afghani Indica x Thai SativaStrain
Pine, Earthy, Spicy

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The energizing and uplifting effects of Durban Poison make it one of the most popular Sativas across the globe. Notes of citrus, spice and vanilla accompany a spark of creativity to help conquer your to-do list, an outdoor adventure or an artistic project.

Flavors: Citrus, Spice
Aromas: Diesel, Earthy

This strain is gassy! This indica dominant hybrid packs a big punch and doesn’t lack on the taste or smell. She is a heavy yielder with boulders for nugs. The terps are loud, boasting huge dank gas with earthy undertones along with a ever so slight gelato-y cream smell. The smoke is smooth and the high is heavy. It’s reportedly perfect for relaxing and will help you take a load off, but don’t plan on doing much after smoking this lady unless it’s a nap

Lineage: G25 x Dosido
Flavor/Aroma: Gassy, Earthy, Creamy
Reported Effects: Relaxed, Calm, Happy

From Glorious Cannabis, Fire Styxx joins their Simpler Daze lineup and offers an extreme value to the top selling infused pre-rolls on the market! A great opportunity to try these highly regarded THCA infused pre-rolls! Slow burn. Better high.

Tigers Breath is a rare indica marijuana strain and phenotype of OG Kush. This strain produces sedating effects that hit you instantaneously and leave you locked to the sofa. Tiger’s Breath will make you feel happy, floaty, relaxed, and lazy.

Tigers Breath- That’s not blood dripping out of the tiger’s mouth, its actually Strawberry and Watermelon juice!

From Glorious Cannabis, Fire Styxx joins their Simpler Daze lineup and offers an extreme value to the top selling infused pre-rolls on the market! A great opportunity to try these highly regarded THCA infused pre-rolls! Slow burn. Better high.

Zombie Juice by Ripper Seeds comes from two different Kush genetics, resulting in hues of purple embedded within its trichome-laden foliage. Created by crossing Sideral (Lavender Kush x Amnesia) with Bubba Kush, Zombie Juice’s unique genetic lineage and complex terpene profile won it 1st Prize at the 2017 Napoli Secret Cup for Best Extract and 1st Prize Indica at the 2016 UCLA Cup. It has enjoyable and potent effects.

Unicorn Tears is a hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between Sour Apple IBL and Unicorn OG.

Terpene: Caryophyllene, Limonene & Linalool
Lineage: Sour Apple IBL x Unicorn OG
Flavor/Aroma: Sweet, Cream Cheese Frosting & Vanilla
Reported Effects:Creative, Energetic & Happy

A new and welcomed addition to the Happy Valley menu, this hybrid is a cross of “Banana Cream Cake” and the Leafly 2022 strain of the year “Jealousy”. A truly unique terpene profile with smells ranging from banana peels to rich, earthy pine notes. Dense, round, flowers with purple hues that lead to a smooth and enjoyable smoking experience.

These premium 35% Milk Chocolate Bars are expertly prepared in the Happy Valley kitchen, using the finest French Valrhona Chocolate, sustainably sourced from Africa.

These premium Dark Chocolate Bars are expertly prepared in the Happy Valley kitchen, using sustainably sourced, single-origin 55% dark chocolate from Ecuadorean Republica Del Cacao—a Valrhona Chocolates partner.

Super Lemon Haze is a strong sativa-dominant cultivar known for its taste of sweet lemons and hints of citrus while delivering a clear cerebral experience.

Genetics: Lemon Skunk x Super Silver Haze
Flavor Profile: Sweet Lemon, Citrus

The candied mothball scent of GMO Cookies – sometimes known as Garlic Cookies – is ever-present in Road Rage aroma, but thanks to genes passed on via Bitch Slap’s Kosher Kush, Zkittlez, and OG Eddy Lepp connections, this pheno’s funky profile is far more complex. A slightly rotting, sweaty smell combines with sweet and sour grapefruit elements, ripe strawberry, and pungent gasoline, creating an overpowering taste and smell that’ll knock your olfactory senses into next week.

Lineage: Kosher Kush X OG Eddy Lepp X Zkittlez X GMO Cookies
Flavor/Aroma: Gassy, Sweet, and Fruity
Reported Effects: Creative, Energized, and Happy