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Super Lemon Haze is a strong sativa cultivar, known for its taste of sweet lemons and hints of citrus while delivering a clear cerebral experience.

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Super Lemon Haze is a strong sativa-dominant cultivar (strain), known for it’s taste of sweet lemons and hints of citrus while it’s reported to deliver a clear cerebral experience.

Top Terpenes: Terpinolene, Beta-Caryophyllene, & Ocimene
Lineage: Lemon Skunk x Super Silver Haze
Flavor: Sweet, Citrus, Lemon

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

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This amazing combination yields a super tasty bud with a well-balanced and energetic high that’s perfect for an afternoon spent in the great outdoors with friends. The flavor of Dripz is one for the ages, with a sour, citrusy lemon taste accented by juicy red fruits and a hint of spicy haze. The aroma is a little more on the spicy and hazy side, with a flowery, earthy overtone accented by a punch of tangy, citrusy lemons.

Lineage: Lemon Cake Batter X Platinum Candy Mintz
Flavor/Aroma: Citrus, Floral, Spicy

Indulge in the smooth, creamy caramel espresso flavor of Coffee Break. This H-bar doesn’t contain caffeine, but will certainly lift your spirits with the addition of THCV. This Sativa-like cannabinoid has energy-boosting qualities that will get your day started right and on through your Coffee Break.

Black Lime, also known as “Black Lime Reserve,” “Black Lime Special Reserve,” and “Black Lime Special,” is an indica marijuana strain bred by Aficionado Seeds. This potent indica strain descends from Woodman Canyon Oil Can, Lime Afghani, Northern Lights, Purple Kush, and Chemdawg Special Reserve. Flavors of pine, lemon, and black pepper are ushered in alongside uplifting euphoria, leaving you feeling tingly and relaxed.

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Sativa dominant. Terpene rich.
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Terpene: CARYOPHYLLENE, LIMONENE, HUMULENE & PINENE
Lineage: PK Crasher x Rollie
Flavor/Aroma: Spice, Citrus, Pine, Woods
Reported Effects: Sunny, Bright, Creative, Uplifted, Alert, Inspired, Free.

Garlic Breath is a super rare Indica-dominant hybrid strain created by crossing the powerful GMO x Mendo Breath F2 strains. Garlic Breath has a deliciously savory garlic and herbs flavor that lingers long after your final toke. The aroma is of sharp pungent chemicals with a notable punch of earthy garlic and herbs. This bud has spade-shaped minty green nugs with bright orange hairs and a sandy coating of amber crystal trichomes.

Lineage: GMO x Mendo Breath F2
Flavor/Aroma: Herbal, Spicy and Woody

Purple Push Pop is an indica-dominant and a genetic cross of (Ice Cream Cake x Sunset Sherb Bx1) x Jealousy F2. This strain packs the Cookies terps to the max, with creamy vanilla, soft citrus, and a savory kushy kick. Purple Push Pop has glorious violet buds and thick, opaque trichomes.

Lineage: (Ice Cream Cake x Sunset Sherb Bx1) x Jealousy F2
Flavor/Aroma: Creamy, Vanilla, Citrus
Reported Effects: Happy, Euphoric, Hungry

Butterstuff Strain is an indica-leaning hybrid strain that provides a mellow yet giggly and euphoric high. With notes of butter cookies on the exhale, Butterstuff is an ideal strain for social gatherings or to help ease stress and anxiety.

Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene
Lineage: Peanut Butter Breath x Velvet Glove
Flavor Notes: Sweet, Creamy, Nutty
Reported Effects: Relaxed, Mellow, Sedative

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Garlic Breath is a super rare Indica-dominant hybrid strain created by crossing the powerful GMO x Mendo Breath F2 strains. Garlic Breath has a deliciously savory garlic and herbs flavor that lingers long after your final toke. The aroma is of sharp pungent chemicals with a notable punch of earthy garlic and herbs. This bud has spade-shaped minty green nugs with bright orange hairs and a sandy coating of amber crystal trichomes.

Lineage: GMO x Mendo Breath F2
Flavor/Aroma: Herbal, Spicy and Woody