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White wedding is a hybrid cultivar that is coated in trichomes and rich, complex terpenes that coat the senses. Notes of Sour Gasoline, incense, and pine on the taste and smell. This cultivar is reported to deliver an energetic, soaring, and creative experience.

Top Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, & Caryophyllene
Lineage: Wedding Cake x Mandarin Cookies x CrescendO
Flavor: Gas, Sour, & Pine
Reported Effects: Energetic, Uplifted, & Creative

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

Another Level was certainly a standout in our initial round of breeding. We started with Happy Valley’s keeper Pheno of GMO Zkittlez which was selected in 2022 from a pheno hunt of over 100 plants. This GMO Zkittlez pheno took 1st Place in the 2022 Cultivators Cup Solventless Rosin Cart category for its garlic, mushroom, and onion nose with hints of Zkittlez. We then crossed our GMOZ with Ethos’s Endgame #3 clone, which brought vigor, bud structure, and a faster finishing time. The resulting hybrid was truly on “Another Level”.

Our premium 35% Milk Chocolate Bars are expertly prepared in our Happy Valley kitchen, using the finest French Valrhona Chocolate, sustainably sourced from Africa.

Dirty Taxi is a cross of GMO and ChemDI95 from Top Dawg Genetics. The I95, also a Top Dawg creation, combines three powerful fuel strains from across the east coast. A powerful hybrid that leans to its Chemdog heritage.

Terpene: D-Limonene, beta-Myrcene, & beta-Caryophyllene
Lineage: GMO x ChemDI95
Flavor/Aroma: Fuel, Skunky, & Pungent
Reported Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, & Giggly

A new release bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines two modern day pillars of cannabis, Donny Burger and Banana Jealousy. This cultivar is a potent Indica with two high THC parents in the lineage leading to a strong experience. The banana peel, earthy, pine smell from Banana Jealousy is on the front end with the funky, garlic and skunk from Donny Burger on the back end and exhale.

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

Lineage: (GMO x Han Solo Burger) x (Banana Cream Cake x Jealousy)
Flavor/Aroma: Earth, Pine, & Skunk
Reported Effects: Relaxed, Uplifted, & Sleepy

Super Lemon Haze is a strong sativa-dominant cultivar (strain), known for it’s taste of sweet lemons and hints of citrus while it’s reported to deliver a clear cerebral experience.

Top Terpenes: Terpinolene, Beta-Caryophyllene, & Ocimene
Lineage: Lemon Skunk x Super Silver Haze
Flavor: Sweet, Citrus, Lemon
Reported Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, Cerebral

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

A new and welcomed addition to Happy Valley, this hybrid is a cross of “Banana Cream Cake” and the Leafly 2022 strain of the year “Jealousy”. A truly unique terpene profile with smells ranging from banana peels to rich, earthy pine notes. Dense, round, flowers with purple hues that lead to a smooth and enjoyable smoking experience.

Lineage: Banana Cream Cake x Jealousy
Flavor/Aroma: Banana, Earthy, Pine
Reported Effects: Focused, Giggly, Euphoric

Our Rapid Onset Gummies are expertly prepared in our kitchen with our newest water-soluble Rapid Onset technology. As always, they are free of artificial colors and flavors. Gluten free, all-natural ingredients include Tapioca Syrup, Organic Cain Sugar, Water, Gelatin, Potato Starch, contains 2% or less Citric Acid, MCT Oil, Natural Color, Natural Flavors, THC (Poly-nano fiber). Rapid Onset Gummies have an onset time between 5 and 15 minutes giving the consumer a more consistent and accurate dosing method for their edible’s consumption.

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Get ready for a whole new way to experience flower! muze is here to shake things up by bringing you ground flower products that deliver juicy and delicious fruit flavor in every puff! muze is convenient, delicious and versatile! Life is busy, but muze is here to make things easier. Our ground flower is designed to fit into your routine seamlessly – without compromising on taste, quality or consumption style. You can roll muze, pack it into a chillum or you can enjoy it in your favorite glass piece without the hassle of breaking out a grinder! Available in Hybrid, Sativa and Indica choices!

We’ve taken ground flower and infused it with the juiciest and most vibrant fruit flavors provided by our friends at Terpods. We’re using proprietary technology to infuse each batch of flower with bold flavors that are sure to awaken your taste buds!

Our Rapid Onset Gummies are expertly prepared in our kitchen with our newest water-soluble Rapid Onset technology. As always, they are free of artificial colors and flavors. Gluten free, all-natural ingredients include Tapioca Syrup, Organic Cain Sugar, Water, Gelatin, Potato Starch, contains 2% or less Citric Acid, MCT Oil, Natural Color, Natural Flavors, THC (Poly-nano fiber). Rapid Onset Gummies have an onset time between 5 and 15 minutes giving the consumer a more consistent and accurate dosing method for their edible’s consumption.

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Fresh from breeder Sagemasta Selects, Crosstown Traffic is a unique new indica leaning hybrid that combines the infamous GMO cross “Dirty Taxi” with the legendary clone only Chemdog D. The buds are dense, heavily coated in trichomes with an earthy, pine and diesel aroma.

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

Lineage: Dirty Taxi x Chemdog D
Flavor/Aroma: Earth, Pine, & Diesel
Reported Effects: Relaxed, Uplifted, & Sleepy

Experience the uplifting and euphoric effects of Sativa, guaranteed to lift you up and take your party experience to a new level! This potent strain is sure to invigorate your senses and provide an energetic high, perfect for any social occasion or adventure.
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Typical Dominant Terpenes: Terpinolene, Pinene