Dirty Taxi is a cross of GMO and ChemDI95 from Top Dawg Genetics. The I95, also a Top Dawg creation, combines three powerful fuel strains from across the east coast. A powerful hybrid that leans to its Chemdog heritage. Terpene: D-Limonene, beta-Myrcene, & beta-CaryophylleneLineage: GMO x ChemDI95Flavor/Aroma: Fuel, Skunky, & PungentReported Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, & Giggly
Gary Payton x Cherry CheesecakePotent, flavorful and visually striking, Cherry Payton is a great hybrid for customers seeking a bold, dessert-like flavor. Known for it’s true purple buds coated in frosty trichomes with bright orange hairs, this fruity hybrid brings on an initial boost of euphoria followed by a smooth body relaxation without heavy sedation.Flavor/Aroma: Sweet, CherryEffects: Balanced, Uplifting, RelaxedDominant Terpene(s): Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene
Romulan BX1 is an mostly sativa. Aroma and flavor profile Spicy, Pine, Skunk, Funk, Dank, Earthy. xOrange Cream Pop is a sativa dominant hybrid strain offers an amazingly bright flavor and focused, clear-headed high that is perfect for helping you get moving and get to work when you’re feeling a bit slow and sluggish. You’ll feel these effects hit you as soon as you exhale, filling your mind with clarity and motivation that gets you focused and ready to get jumping on your to-do list. You’ll feel this energy and motivation fill your body next, allowing you to get out of bed or off of the couch and moving.
Elevate your edible experience with our new Dorks Crushed THC Gummy Clusters, now available in five tantalizing flavors. Each cluster is a perfect blend of tangy and sweet, designed to delight your taste buds and provide a consistent THC dose.
Han Solo Burger x Super Lemon Haze #119Hybrid-SativaA new hybrid flower offering bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics that crosses the pungent Han Solo Burger with our Super Lemon Haze #119. This led to a visually stunning new genetic with dense trichome covered flowers and purple hues throughout. Lemon Smuggler has classic old school cannabis vibes that hits strong behind the eyes, is super potent but relaxing and enjoyable. The aroma and flavor is complex due to the unique combination of genetics, you get some of the skunk and acrid funk of the Han Solo Burger but its balance with earthy, spicy flavors of classic haze varieties.
A new release bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines two modern day pillars of cannabis, Donny Burger and Banana Jealousy. This cultivar is a potent hybrid with two high THC parents in the lineage leading to a strong but balanced, calm, and relaxing experience. The banana peel, earthy, pine smell from Banana Jealousy is on the front end with the funky, garlic and skunk from Donny Burger on the back end.
Garlic Drip is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the classic Girl Scout Cookies X Chemdawg. If you’ve found yourself on the hunt for a potent bud with a deliciously sharp garlic flavor, look no further than Garlic Drip. This bud packs an authentic herbal garlic taste with accents of spicy black pepper and rich savory sage. The aroma is just as interesting, with a garlicky overtone that’s accented by fresh herbal sage, pungent earthiness and spicy black pepper. The Garlic Drip high is just as unique, with heavy physical effects accompanied by a high-flying cerebral buzz. It starts with a definite creeping effect, sneaking into your body with slowly building potency before fully taking hold. You’ll suddenly find yourself feeling completely physically stoned and fully relaxed, unable to move or do much of anything at all. At the same time, a heavy cerebral buzz will work its way into your brain, leaving you unfocused and super euphoric, although pretty sleepy at times. With these effect and its high 17-21% average THC level, Garlic Drip is often chosen to treat conditions such as chronic pain, insomnia, chronic stress and depression or mood swings. This bud has small rounded conical minty green nugs with thin yellow-orange hair and tiny white crystal trichomes.
Take your mellow to the next level with Good Tide Passion Fruit THC:CBD:CBN gummies. An Indica single-strain rosin is enhanced with an extra dose of CBN and CBD’s relaxing properties and the tropical delight of passion fruit flavor to help you drift into a world of dreams.?Sway into the perfect hammock nap.
East Coast Irene is a cross between East Coast Sour Diesel and Irene Kush. East Coast Sour Diesel is an intense sativa dominant hybrid with a pungent diesel like scent. The flavor is a delicious blend of spicy and sweet and is reminiscent of burning wood, pine and wood varnish, leaving behind a lingering lemon aftertaste.xIrene Kush is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid (60% sativa/40% indica) strain created as a potent phenotype of the infamous OG Kush strain. Like its parent, Irene Kush has a classic aroma and flavor that’s earthy and pungent with a slightly spicy berry tinge and a hint of diesel.
Galactic Warheads + Banana Lemon CupcakeHybridGalactic Cupcake is a cosmic dessert ride for the senses- smooth, indulgent, and softly floral. The first inhale delivers a creamy gelato richness, like cream folded into a frozen treat, instantly coating the palate with a gentle velvety sweetness.As the vapor settles, bright citrus notes lift the profile, adding a gentle zing that keeps the flavor light and balanced. The finish drifts into a dessert-like warmth with a whisper of lavender, giving the experience an elegant, calming effect. Decadent yet airy, Galactic Cupcake tastes like a late-night bakery floating among the stars.Happy Valley’s Live Vape Oil amplifies the vape experience by utilizing a broad spectrum of cannabis- derived live terpenes, capturing the plant’s essence at the peak of maturity and after its flower has been cured. This curates an unparalleled vape experience, for which the flavor and effect are truly representative of the plant they are derived from.We never use any dilutants or cutting agents. The only ingredients in our Live Vape Oil are premium distillate and cannabis derived live terpenes.Happy Valley’s 510 cartridges and Hitmaker disposables use the same premium Live Vape Oil.