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Alaskan Thunder Fu$k (also referred to as ATF, Matanuska Thunder Fuck or Matanuska Tundra) is a legendary sativa marijuana strain originating in the Matanuska Valley area of Alaska. According to the legend, it was originally a Northern California sativa crossed with a Russian ruderalis, but sometime in the late 70s it was crossed with Afghani genetics to make it heartier (and also making it a hybrid). Alaskan Thunder Fuck usually presents large, beautifully frosted buds with incredibly strong odors of pine, lemon, menthol, and skunk. Known for possessing a relaxing yet intensely euphoric high, it is also described as having a “creeper” effect.

Lineage: Alaska Thunder F*ck
Flavor/Aroma: Menthol, Pine & Sage.
Reported Effects: Energetic, Talkative & Uplifted

WARNING:
Vaporizer devices may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled.
Consumers shall have access to the test results of marijuana vaporizer devices including copies of any certificates of analysis provided by the device’s manufacturer.
Marijuana vaporizer devices have been tested for vitamin e acetate and other contaminants, with no adverse findings.
This product has been evaluated for environmental contamination (impurities) assuming that no more than 10 grams (0.35 ounces) of finished plant material (or the equivalent amount of concentrate) will be consumed per day.

Ethanol Extracted ?

C02 Extracted ¦

Hydrocabron Distillation ?

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Tower Three Oishii Pre-roll | 1g

Flavor Pack #7 x Moonbow 112 F2 #60
Bred by Archive Seed Bank, Oishii is a hybrid cross of Flavor Pack #7 and Moonbow 112 F2 #60. This strain gets its name from the Japanese word for delicious, and it’s not hard to see why: Oishii fills the room with the smell of sweet gassy candy and fresh-cut flowers, backed up by hints of skunky OG Kush underneath. Oishii balances its happy, uplifting effects with a calm and relaxing body high that can help users unwind at any time of day.

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Tower Three Cold Snap Flower | 3.5g

Cold Snap, also known as “The Cold Snap,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the iconic Biscotti x The Menthol strains. This bud has a classic sour citrusy flavor with a punch of sharp menthol upon exhale. The aroma is of spicy mint with a light gassiness to it that sweetens pleasantly as you continue to toke. Cold Snap buds have small and tight emerald-green nugs with lots of furry amber hairs and a coating of tiny amber-tinted white crystal trichomes.

Lineage: Biscotti x The Menthol
Flavor/Aroma: Citrus, Sweet, & Diesel
Reported Effects: Tingly, Aroused, & Uplifting

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Tower Three Tea Time Flower | 3.5g

Tea Time is a hybrid cannabis strain bred and released by Wizard Trees of Los Angeles in 2023. The Wizard Trees Tea Time strain is a cross of Z x RS11, so good examples of it should have smells and tastes of tropical hard candy mixed with creamy tangy sherbert. Tea Time hits like a super-potent hybrid, good for daytime lounging, as opposed to waking and baking or going to bed. Tea Time is generally green bud with orange hairs, much like Z.

Flavors: Blue cheese, Blueberry, and Cheese

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Tower Three Tea Time Pre-Roll | 1g

Tea Time is a hybrid cannabis strain bred and released by Wizard Trees of Los Angeles in 2023. The Wizard Trees Tea Time strain is a cross of Z x RS11, so good examples of it should have smells and tastes of tropical hard candy mixed with creamy tangy sherbert. Tea Time hits like a super-potent hybrid, good for daytime lounging, as opposed to waking and baking or going to bed. Tea Time is generally green bud with orange hairs, much like Z

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Tower Three Cold Snap Pre-Roll | 1g

Cold Snap, also known as “The Cold Snap,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the iconic Biscotti x The Menthol strains. This bud has a classic sour citrusy flavor with a punch of sharp menthol upon exhale. The aroma is of spicy mint with a light gassiness to it that sweetens pleasantly as you continue to toke. Cold Snap buds have small and tight emerald-green nugs with lots of furry amber hairs and a coating of tiny amber-tinted white crystal trichomes.

Lineage: Biscotti x The Menthol
Flavor/Aroma: Citrus, Sweet, & Diesel
Reported Effects: Tingly, Aroused, & Uplifting

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Tower Three 007 Up Flower | 3.5g

007 Up is a bright citrus strain with an orange blossom and tangerine aroma. The buds are chunky light green spears that carry an even balance of citrus and earth.

Terpene: Caryophyllene, Limonene, & Linalool
Lineage: Lemon Tree x White OG
Flavor/Aroma: Citrus, Floral, & Earth
Reported Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, & Tingly

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Tower Three Super Boof Cherry Pre-roll | 1g

Super Boof Cherry (aka Blockberry) has a fruity, mixed berry expression and contains a more cherry than citrus aroma, similar to its parent, Tropicana Cherry. This flower has a lavender purple coloring contrasted by thick white trichome frost.

Terpene: Linalool, Limonene, & Caryophyllene
Lineage: Super Boof x Tropicana Cherry
Flavor/Aroma: Fruity, Earthy, & Sweet
Reported Effects: Euphoric, Giggly, & Relaxed

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Tower Three 007 Up Pre-roll | 1g

007 Up is a bright citrus strain with an orange blossom and tangerine aroma. The buds are chunky light green spears that carry an even balance of citrus and earth.

Terpene: Caryophyllene, Limonene, & Linalool
Lineage: Lemon Tree x White OG
Flavor/Aroma: Citrus, Floral, & Earth
Reported Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, & Tingly

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Tower Three Super Boof Cherry Flower | 3.5g

Super Boof Cherry (aka Blockberry) has a fruity, mixed berry expression and contains a more cherry than citrus aroma, similar to its parent, Tropicana Cherry.

Dominant terpenes: Linalool, Limonene, & Caryophyllene
Lineage: Super Boof x Tropicana Cherry
Flavor/Aroma: Fruity, Earthy, & Sweet

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Chill Medicated Chill – Zero-Sugar Fast-Acting Watermelon Syrup Tincture

Possesses a refreshing fruity Watermelon taste. Tropical, sweet, and tart. Carefully crafted nano-emulsified medicated syrup is fast-acting and water-soluble.

Take one teaspoon and ingest under the tongue or dilute with your choice of soda, water, or other beverages. Wait up to 1 hour and increase dosage as necessary to reach desired effects.

Store in a cool environment and keep out of direct sunlight to preserve potency and flavor.

THC Dosage: 500mg
THC Activation Time: 15 Minutes – 1 Hour
120ML | 4 FL OZ

Ingredients: High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar, Water, Nano-emulsified THC Concentrate, Watermelon Flavoring (Water, propylene glycol, natural and artificial flavors, xanthan gum, red 40, alcohol, blue 1), Sodium benzoate, Potassium sorbate, Salt

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