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Imagine sublime, sun-ripened strawberries picked at their peak of freshness.

Pairs great with:
People-watching at the sidewalk cafe
Your favorite records on brand-new vinyl
The fireworks grand finale

Ingredients:
95% Cannabis Oil and 5% Botanical Terps
Extraction Method: Hydrocabron
Marijuana Type: Concentrate

WARNING:
Vaporizer devices may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled.
Consumers shall have access to the test results of marijuana vaporizer devices including copies of any certificates of analysis provided by the device’s manufacturer.
Marijuana vaporizer devices have been tested for vitamin e acetate and other contaminants, with no adverse findings.
This product has been evaluated for environmental contamination (impurities) assuming that no more than 10 grams (0.35 ounces) of finished plant material (or the equivalent amount of concentrate) will be consumed per day.

A head turning indica strain, Strawberry Shortcake crosses White Wookie with The White, offering a strong and super sweet strawberry flavor and aroma. This strain will put you down for the count in euphoric bliss, making any old couch feel like a slice of heaven. It is helpful in relieving symptoms associated with insomnia.

Game Over takes the award-winning Sativa strain, Super Lemon Haze, to a whole new level by crossing it with ETHOS‘ End Game #3.

This sativa-dominant hybrid is a true powerhouse. Anticipate intense aromas and flavors of fruit punch, lemons, and spice from this exceptional strain.

Game Over cannabis plants are vigorous, medium to tall in height, and produce big, frosty kolas, making them a solid choice for any grower seeking a high-performing and aromatic cultivar.

Han Solo Hash Plant X Double Burger

A unique combination of flavors and potent effects. An earthy, hash-like aroma with a hint of spicy undertones, making it a favorite among those who enjoy rich and robust cannabis experiences. Whether you’re using it for relaxation or creative inspiration, Hash Burger offers a balanced high that appeals to both recreational and medicinal users.

3.5gram 7 pack – 0.5g each

[ Craft Farmer x Dank Mob ]

Flavors: Tropical, Fruit, Fuel

Aromas: Sweet, Sour, Candy

Galactic Warheads is the result of a collaboration between Craft Farmer and Dank Mob. This exclusive, “clone only” cultivar is a standout due to its unique sweet & sour candy terpene profile highlighted with notes of tropical fruit and fuel. The flowers are deep green with magenta highlights throughout. Galactic Warheads is a shining example of the potential of modern, boutique Cannabis.

A very strong cultivar with instant effects, and an intense lemon, candy, mouth coating flavor.
Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

Super Lemon Haze is a strong sativa-dominant cultivar (strain), known for it’s taste of sweet lemons and hints of citrus while it’s reported to deliver a clear cerebral experience.

Top Terpenes: Terpinolene, Beta-Caryophyllene, & Ocimene
Lineage: Lemon Skunk x Super Silver Haze
Flavor: Sweet, Citrus, Lemon

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

White wedding is a hybrid cultivar that is coated in trichomes and rich, complex terpenes that coat the senses. Notes of Sour Gasoline, incense, and pine on the taste and smell. This cultivar is reported to deliver an energetic, soaring, and creative experience.

Top Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, & Caryophyllene
Lineage: Wedding Cake x Mandarin Cookies x CrescendO
Flavor: Gas, Sour, & Pine
Reported Effects: Energetic, Uplifted, & Creative

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

Grease Monkey is a sweet hybrid marijuana strain with earthy and skunky overtones. Created by Exotic Genetix, Grease Monkey is a cross of GG4 x Cookies and Cream. While defined as a hybrid, this Grease Monkey’s deep relaxation will naturally lead some consumers toward sleep, so mind your dosage.

Flavor: Nutty, Vanilla, Sweet Skunky Diesel.

Alpine Guava is a sativa strain made by a crossing Guava’z with White Nightmare. The effects of Alpine Guava are uplifting and somewhat trippy. It tastes like pine and earth.