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Introducing the newest addition to Simply Herb’s lineup – flavorful distillate vapes!At Simply Herb, we like to keep things simple. We like our vapes fun and easy-going, just like us. We’ve taken our “simple is best” approach to life and applied it to our vapes, creating exciting flavors sure to entertain your taste buds. Choose from fruity, desserty, or minty flavors, to add a flavor twist to your day. Treat yourself to a simply flavorful vaping experience.A sweet and refreshing splash of flavor that captures the essence of a juicy watermelon.Flavor/Aroma: Sweet, Fruity, & RefreshingReported Effects: Creative, Energized and HappyIngredients:Extraction Method: EthanolMarijuana Type: ConcentrateWARNING:Vaporizer devices may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled.Consumers shall have access to the test results of marijuana vaporizer devices including copies of any certificates of analysis provided by the device’s manufacturer.Marijuana vaporizer devices have been tested for vitamin e acetate and other contaminants, with no adverse findings.This product has been evaluated for environmental contamination (impurities) assuming that no more than 10 grams (0.35 ounces) of finished plant material (or the equivalent amount of concentrate) will be consumed per day.

9lb Hammer, also known as “9 Pound Hammer” and “Nine Pound Hammer”, is an indica weed strain made from a genetic cross between Gooberry, Hells OG, and Jack the Ripper. 9lb Hammer is a potent and fast-flowering strain that won the 2014 High Times Cannabis Cup in Seattle. Bred by JinxProof Genetics, 9lb Hammer delivers a pungent and fruity flavor with a diesel and lime undertone.

Raspberry Hashplant is an indica-dominant hybrid (Goji Razz x G-13 Hashplant) known for its relaxing and euphoric effects, often featuring berry and hash flavors.

Popularized in 2003 by Ken Estes, Granddaddy Purple (or GDP) is a famous indica cross of Mendo Purps, Skunk, and Afghanistan. Other people claim it is Big Bud x Purple Urkle. Either way, this California staple inherits a complex grape and berry aroma from its Purps and Ghani heritage.

Lineage: Mendo Purps x Skunk x AfghanistanFlavor/Aroma: Grape, Berry, FruityReported Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Relaxing

“GSC x Snowman” is a potent, sativa-dominant hybrid strain featuring a frosty appearance, sweet vanilla and earthy cookie-dough flavors, and uplifting effectsChimera: A sativa-dominant, high-energy strain often characterized by euphoric, creative effects with a unique butterscotch/citrus aroma.

Sour Orange is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid strain (60% sativa/40% indica) created through crossing the delicious California Orange X Blueberry strains. When it comes to the flavor of this celebrity child, the name says it all. Sour Orange packs a lip-puckering sour citrusy orange flavor that’s accented by touches of fresh and fruity bubblegum. The aroma is just as heavy, with a super sour citrusy orange overtone that’s accented by fresh woody pine and a touch of sweet fruits. This bud has long narrow minty green nugs with thin orange hairs and a coating of frosty tiny golden crystal trichomes.

Type: Hybrid

Flavors: Berry, Blueberry, Sweet

Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Tingly

Take your high to new heights with Crude Boys Moonrocks. Each premium bud is coated in rich distillate and rolled in potent kief, creating dense, flavorful nugs that pack a serious punch. Designed for those who crave intense effects and bold flavor, Moonrocks offer a smooth, heavy-hitting experience that’s truly out of this world.
Mai Tai is an uplifting sativa dominant hybrid which is reminiscent of a pineapple and orange daiquiri. Suitable in the morning and throughout the day for anxiety-free fun. A cross of Sherbert x Purple Punch containing terpenes of caryphyllene (pain relief), Limonene (mood lifter), Ocimene (uplifting and energizing).

Berry Bash is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the classic Blue Dream Super Silver Haze Cut X Johnny Blaze strains. If you’re after a fast-hitting high with a delicious flavor to it, too, Berry Blast is the bud for you. This bud has a sweet and fruity sugary blueberry candy flavor with a lightly spicy exhale. The aroma is of fresh fruity berries, sugary candies and a hint of spicy earthiness. Berry Blast buds have thick and long grape-shaped olive green nugs with blue undertones, thick orange hairs and frosty purple-tinted white crystal trichomes.

Rove Ice Packs, the world’s first triple-infused preroll. Made with premium-grade flower fully-infused with THCA diamonds and solventless ice hash rosin, they’re expertly rolled, then coated with more ice hash. Super smooth and ultra potent, Rove Ice Packs test at over 50% THC. Welcome to the next evolution of prerolls.Get ready to be peachy keen! Peaches and Cream is here to give you the best of both worlds – an energizing boost for creative ideas and a calming effect for winding down. Our hybrid strain provides an all-natural high, with a sweet fruity taste, peachy aroma, and a heady euphoria that helps you stay in good spirits. Enjoy the perfect balance of relaxation and creativity with Peaches and Cream!

Lemon Fresh is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain known for its bright, zesty lemon aroma and uplifting effects. It’s a cross between Jungle Spice and Gorilla Diesel.

Lineage: Chemdawg x Girl Scout Cookies
Flavor/Aroma: Diesel, Sweet, & Vanilla
Reposted Effects: Euphoric, Uplifting, & Giggly

Juicee J brings together two powerhouse genetics to create a bold and flavorful indica experience. Expect dense layers of candy-coated gas, creamy dessert notes, and a hint of earthy kush that lingers on the exhale. The aroma is sweet and funky with traces of mint and gelato that reflect its rich lineage. A relaxing smoke built for unwinding and indulging.

Lineage: Cap Junky (Alien Cookies x Kush Mints) x Jealousy (Gelato 41 x Sherb Bx)

Strain Type: Indica

Smell/Taste: Sweet Gas | Dessert Cream | Earthy Kush | Mint

Crumble is finely crystalized THC-A combined in a matrix with terpenes, secondary cannabinoids and other natural plant compounds. On the dryer side of concentrates, it is easy to “crumble” into smaller pieces for dosing and dabbing.

Dulce de Papaya is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the tasty Dulce de Ulva X Papaya strains. A truly delightful indica to help you settle in and enjoy the rest of your evening, Dulce de Papaya is a great option for any experienced indica lover. The taste of this bud is sweet and creamy, with a sugary tropical candy taste accented by fresh papayas and zesty citrus.

Hash Burglar is a potent indica known for its deeply relaxing effects and savory, hash-forward flavor. The blend of Han Solo Hashplant and Double Burger creates a rich, earthy aroma layered with notes of spice, fuel, and roasted herbs. Its dense, flavorful smoke delivers a heavy body high perfect for unwinding after a long day.

Lineage: Han Solo Hashplant x Double Burger

Strain Type: Indica

Smell/Taste: Earthy | Spice | Fuel | Herbal

Mini Madman is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the potent Highland Guerrero X Double Dubb strains. Named for its gorgeous buds and whirlwind high, Mini Madman is the perfect powerful sativa to get you moving on your day in no time at all. This bud has super small and tight, dense triangle-shaped bright neon green nugs with rich golden undertones, super thin orange hairs and a frosty blanket of tiny, sparkling golden white crystal trichomes.

Crude Boys “Big Ripper” all-in-one vape pens are 2 grams of high potency THC distillate in a sleek, rechargeable, ready to use device. Featuring our hottest Crude Boys flavors!(The Original Lemonade x Cherry Pie)Tastes Like: Cherry, citrus, fruity, lemon, sour, sweet, limeSmells Like: Berry, citrus, earthy, fruity, pungent, sourFeels Like: Calm, euphoric, giggly, happy, relaxed, uplifted, talkativeTerpenes: Pinene (pine), Caryophyllene (pepper), Myrcene (herbal)

Moonraker, a cross of Chemstar Highway x Moonarc from Alien Labs genetics, is a soothing Indica that has complex aromas with earthy, pungent notes that are layered with hints of spice and diesel, carried by flavors that reflect its stellar lineage. It delivers a mellow, euphoric lift and a classic behind-the-eyes buzz that is relaxing without being overly sedating. Perfect for kicking back, chilling, and enjoying the evening.

Lineage: Han Solo Hashplant x Double Burger

Strain Type: Indica

Smell/Taste: Earthy | Spice | Fuel | Herbal

Watermelon OG is an indica-dominant strain that produces relaxing, calming effects. Many consumers use this strain as a sleep & anxiety aid to unwind from daily stress. This strain is sought out for its high THC content and offers a unique watermelon flavor profile, with a hint of grape and hashy undertones.

Grape Limeade – fruity, tangy, and refreshing flavor profile

Bursting with sweet grape and zesty lime flavors, this premium disposable vape delivers a refreshingly balanced high that’s as tasty as it is potent. Designed for convenience, it’s pre-filled, pre-charged, and ready to enjoy straight out of the box—no refills or maintenance required.

Lineage: Cantaloupe Haze X Blue Dream

Aroma/Flavor: Citrus, sweet, tropical

Cantaloupe Dream is a sativa strain made by crossing Cantaloupe Haze x Blue Dream. Much like the name suggests, Cantaloupe is a sweet mix of tropical and citrus flavors delivering a pleasant vaping experience with an “in your face” melon sweetness. Shortly after enjoying this fantastic sativa, you will feel an energetic burst of cerebral activity and euphoria. Enjoy the vibe.

Step into a world of smooth, refreshing vibes with the Peach Ice-T flavor—crafted in collaboration with the legendary Ice T. This unique blend combines the sweet juiciness of ripe summer peaches with a cool, refreshing iced tea finish, delivering a perfectly chilled, smooth hit every time. Every puff is a nod to classic flavors and timeless style, bringing you a taste that’s juicy, fresh, and incredibly bold.

Aroma/Taste: Tropical, citrus, sweet

Paradise Passions is clean, creative, and mood-lifting with sun-ripened tropicals in every pull. The flavor opens with bright passionfruit and citrus zest, smoothing into an island-sweet finish. Paradise Passion has the perfect windows-down uplift without any jitters.

Lineage: Blackberry
OG Kush
Aroma/Flavor: Sweet, berries, and gas

Blackberry OG is an indica dominant hybrid strain made by crossing “Blackberry” with “OG Kush”. Blackberry OG has an aroma that smells of black and red berries, pine, and gas. The taste is blackberry forward but is complemented by citrus undertones.

Aroma/Taste: Silky, Creamy, Tropical

Back from the vault, Pina Colada blends creamy coconut and pineapple into a silky summer vibe. Balanced terpenes keep it mellow yet tropical – like a postcard from the islands in every puff.

Genetics: Trop Cherry x Kiwi Kush
Effects: Euphoric, Creative, Calming
Terpenes: Limonene, Pinene, Myrcene

Tropical Kiwi presents an exceptional hybrid blend, born from the union of “Trop Cherry” and “Kiwi Kush.” This delightful mix offers a sweet and creamy palette, accented with the vibrant flavors of kiwi and cocktail cherries. Experience a surge of blissful euphoria and a wave of creative energy, all enveloped in the tranquil comfort of a tropical escape.

Lineage : Aspen OG X High Country Diesel

Jet Fuel is the legendary cross of the most famous Diesel strains. By combining Aspen OG and High Country Diesel, we are left with a sativa-dominant strain that stays true to its SFV OG Kush and East Coast Sour Diesel lineage. Jet Fuel portrays sweet, pungent aromas of diesel fumes, and offers a high-energy jolt of uplifting effects that eventually levels off to provide a dream-like state of relaxation.

Lineage: Peaches and Cream x OG Kush
Effects: Relaxed, Focused, Euphoric

If Peaches and Cream met OG Kush at a bar, Peach Kush was the result. Composed of earthy undertones, a sweet peachy body, and a creamy finish, this blend is one of our favorites. As a mellow indica, this strain can be smoked all day without bringing you into a full slumber, while relaxing enough to leave you well rested after a long day.

Snake Eyes OG is a rare slightly indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the infamous Bubba Skywalker X ML 11 strains. This bud has a sweet lemon lime flavor with a sour woody exhale that’s slightly earthy at times. The aroma is very citrusy and earthy with a rich sour pine overtone that is accented by lemon and lime as the nugs are burned. Snake Eyes OG buds have dense olive green popcorn-shaped nugs with bright orange hairs, frosty amber crystal trichomes, and a coating of sweet sticky resin.Lineage: Bubba Skywalker x ML11Flavor/Aroma: Citrus, Lemon, PineReported Effects: Focus, Uplifting, Relaxing

Afterglow, also known as “After Glow” or “AfterGlow,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the classic Mendo Breath X another unknown hybrid strain. Best known for its soothing and warming high, Afterglow is a great choice for any indica lover.Dominant terpenes: Limonene, Beta-Caryophyllene, & Beta-MyrceneLineage: Mendo Breath X another unknown hybrid strainFlavor/Aroma: Citrus, Pepper, & SpicyReported Effects: Sociable, Giggly, & Tingly

Take a trip down memory lane with Good Vibes Blue Raspberry. This fast-acting syrup, infused with 150mg of THC in a 1 oz bottle, delivers a powerful effect alongside the nostalgic sweet-tart flavor of your favorite blue slushy. With zero calories per serving, it’s the perfect blend of fun and functionality.

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

Limoncello balances tart citrus with sweet cherry notes for a fresh, juicy hit that goes down smooth. The high is clear and easygoing—ideal for casual hangs, music sessions, or afternoon pick-me-ups that don’t leave you stuck.

Flavors
Lemon
Citrus
Pungent

Charge Bars new 2g multi-strain disposable vaporizer! Allows switching from one strain to another with strain toggle on device. Mai Tai (Hybrid): 86.7% THC/ Slurricane (Hybrid): 87.8% THC.

Effects
Calm
Happy
Relaxed
Energetic
Clear Mind

Charge Bars new 2g multi-strain disposable vaporizer! Allows switching from one strain to another with strain toggle on device.Rainbow Sherbet is a vibrant and flavorful hybrid that lives up to its name, offering a colorful experience both in taste and effects. This strain delivers a smooth, sweet, and fruity profile that is reminiscent of its dessert-inspired name, with a delightful blend of citrus, berry, and creamy notes. Tangie Sunrise is a sativa strain known for its potent effects and rich, vibrant flavors This sweet flavor delivers citrus and creamy profiles for a smooth and flavorful experience. The flavor profile follows suit with a zesty, fruity taste that is both refreshing and smooth, making each puff a pleasant, flavorful journey.

Hybrid+Hybrid

Indulge in our Frozen Grapes- Your ticket to a blissful state of relaxation, creativity, and happiness. These fruity ice bites, crafted from plump, juicy grapes chilled to perfection, offer more than just a refreshing taste. Treat yourself to a delightful experience that nourishes both body and mind.

Kiwi Berry is a flavorful hybrid that tantalizes the senses with its bright, fruity profile. Bursting with tropical kiwi, sweet berry, and a hint of citrus, its aroma is as refreshing as its taste. The smooth inhale delivers a juicy blend of tangy and sweet notes, followed by a subtle earthy finish.

Switch hits with your mood. Dual chambers in one unit so you can rotate strains with a click and find the vibe that hits right. Premium oil, individual atomizers, gravity-fed tanks, and curated strain pairings for the ultimate two-in-one experience.

1st Place Hybrid Flower High Times Cannabis Cup Winner

Wedding Cake x Mandarin Cookies x CrescendO

White Wedding is a complex hybrid with Indica leaning effects. This cultivar was selected by Happy Valley for its’ unique terpene profile and consistently high THC. Visually, the flowers are deep green with magenta highlights and coated in trichomes. The musky flavor profile is certainly an acquired taste for the refined palette, accented with notes of moth balls and patchouli.

Happy Valley Head Stash is

Hand Selected:

Happy Valley’s cultivation leadership identify any standout batches of flower as the life cycles are finishing up and flags the plants that meet the standards for Head Stash quality. As the name implies, this is the “best of the best” with fully intact trichomes and a robust terpene profile that Happy Valley’s experienced growers would like to keep for themselves.

Slow Dried:

The hand selected standout plants are then separated from their parent batch and whole plants are hung up to dry slowly, using cool temperatures and specific humidity setpoints to control the speed at which they dry. Water activity within the plants is monitored twice daily, seven days a week, to ensure the proper rate of drying and that the desired targets are met before trimming the flower.

Meticulously Trimmed:

Once the selected plants have stabilized and reached their ideal water activity in the dry room, the flowers are carefully bucked off the stalks and stems, and tediously hand trimmed to the highest quality by Happy Valley’s most precise trimmers.

Long Cured:

After being hand trimmed, the selected flowers are carefully placed into airtight food grade stainless steel C-Vaults with ample head room to begin a lengthened cure process. Happy Valley’s cure room team continues to monitor the water activity within the flower, while opening and closing the C-Vaults periodically to allow the buds to breathe, pushing each batch to its highest potential with the best cure possible.

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