A new Sativa bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines two award winning cultivars, Ghost Train Haze and Super Lemon Haze. The result is a clear headed, strong, cerebral Sativa experience with smells and flavors of intense citrus, spice, zesty lemons and limes.
-Poison Potion x Lilac Poison
-Sativa
-Flavor: Turpentine, Muskmelon, Chemicals
-Aroma: Sweet, Rank, Tropical
-Benefits: Narcotic, Psychedelic, Intoxicating
-Datura, the back bone of Pacha’s Select combines Poison Potion with Lilac Poison. Essentially backcrossing the genetics to it’s sibling and doubling down on the insane flavors. Exuding a noxious bouquet of key lime, turpentine, muskmelon, and a chemical astringency from the durban forward zest. Our selected pheno is the breeding stock for the next generation of Pacha’s Select Crosses. Further highlighting an incredible hard to describe musky sweetness. Genuinely gooey with terps melting trichomes, you have never tasted anything like this before. Narcotic effects that nail you in the forehead and are truly unforgiving.
Relief Salve features a 1:1 ratio of THC and CBD with Happy Valley’s cannabis derived terpenes to help ease joint pain, inflammation and migraines. Apply directly to the skin for soothing relief.
Pineapple Parfait is a tropical, sweet-and-tangy cannabis strain profile available in 510-thread distillate and cured resin cartridges. It is known for delivering creative, energetic, and focused effects. You can find it at local dispensaries near Cambridge, MA, often sold by brands like Parfait.
-Strawberry
-Vapes infused with a touch of class
-Layering the fruity flavors you love with the complex background of full-spectrum cannabis oil, Parfait has reimagined the vaping experience. Complex cannabinoid profiles provide the unique and exceptional high only full-spectrum extracts can deliver, infused with an elevated fruity flavor profile
-No distillate – All of our vapes are made from cured cannabis we cultivated ourselves and never distilled, providing the full flavor and cannabinoid profile of the flower.
-Infused with a touch of flavor – We layer in fruity flavors with the full spectrum cannabis oil to create a unique flavor profile that captures the best of both worlds.
-Strawberry
-Vapes infused with a touch of class
-Layering the fruity flavors you love with the complex background of full-spectrum cannabis oil, Parfait has reimagined the vaping experience. Complex cannabinoid profiles provide the unique and exceptional high only full-spectrum extracts can deliver, infused with an elevated fruity flavor profile
-No distillate – All of our vapes are made from cured cannabis we cultivated ourselves and never distilled, providing the full flavor and cannabinoid profile of the flower.
-Infused with a touch of flavor – We layer in fruity flavors with the full spectrum cannabis oil to create a unique flavor profile that captures the best of both worlds.
We crossed our award-winning Super Lemon Haze with the legendary Motorbreath#15 and selected an exquisite lemony fragrance phenotype. The distinct bright, citrus, lemon flavor coats the palate on the front end with some of the lime and pine notes of Motorbreath#15 lingering on the exhale. It combines the smooth smoke of classic OG Kush hybrids with the uplifting and cerebral sativa experience of Super Lemon Haze.
Florida Man is a contemporary, meme-inspired cultivar that nods to the Sunshine State’s singular reputation while delivering a balanced yet assertive high. In dispensary menus and grow rooms, it’s often described as a citrus-forward hybrid with an OG backbone, producing dense, resinous flowers and a spirited, mood-lifting effect profile. While exact breeder-of-origin details remain diffuse, the strain has developed a loyal following for its punchy aroma, potent cannabinoid content, and vigorous growth. In markets where it appears, Florida Man consistently garners attention for terpene complexity and a high that walks the line between clarity and couch-lock.
This specific variety was developed by crossing Triangle Kush, Purple Pakistani, and Lemon Maraschino. It is often recognized for its unique aromatic profile and its association with relaxation.
Genetics: Triangle Kush x Purple Pakistani x Lemon Maraschino
Type: Indica-dominant Hybrid
Aroma & Taste: This strain typically features an earthy and gassy terpene profile. Users often report notes of spiced watermelon, citrus, and diesel.
The best of both worlds. Energy and productivity as well as relaxation and decompression all in one perfect package.
Grape Gas #6 (often called Gastro Pop) is typically classified as a Sativa
Effects: Uplifting, euphoric, and talkative, followed by a mellow body buzz and a tendency to induce the munchies.
Aroma/Flavor: A fruity blend of sweet grape and sour apples with bold, gassy diesel undertones.
GovernMint Oasisis typically classified as an Indica. Bred from GMO and Gush Mints.
Begins with a slight, uplifting cerebral buzz that transitions into deep, calming body relaxation.
Flavor Profile: Known for a complex, fuel-heavy, and herbal taste with minty and citrusy undertones.
Classic Strain with a High Flavor Twist. Enhance your social gatherings with our Watermelon White Widow infused pre-rolls, crafted for a flavorful and uplifting smoke. Infused with premium cannabis oil mixed terpenes, these pre-rolls combine refreshing watermelon taste with the euphoric boost of White Widow – ideal for sharing with friends.
• Twin 0.5g Pre-Rolls – perfectly portioned and ready to light
• Infused for Potency – enriched with cannabis oil for consistent strength
• Watermelon Terpene Blend – bright, fruity notes for a refreshing twist
• Sociable & Uplifting – designed to enhance mood, creativity, and group experiences
Classic Strain with a High Flavor Twist. Spark your creativity with our Berry Haze infused pre-rolls. Each pack contains two 0.5g rolls enhanced with premium cannabis oil mixed with terpenes for maximum flavor and potency. Complex berry notes complement this sativa strain’s energizing effects, making these pre-rolls perfect for productivity.
• Infusion for Potency – enriched with cannabis oil for a stronger, more consistent effect
• Ready-to-Light – no prep needed, just spark and enjoy a clean, even burn
Classic Strain with a High Flavor Twist. Fuel your day with our Citrus Sour Diesel infused pre-rolls, expertly crafted for a smooth, flavorful, and energizing smoke. Infused with cannabis oil and layered with zesty citrus terpenes, these pre-rolls bring out the best of Sour Diesel’s motivating character.
• Convenient Twin Pack – two 0.5g pre-rolls, ready to spark and enjoy
• Infused for Potency – enhanced with premium cannabis oil for consistent strength
• Citrus-Diesel Flavor Fusion – tangy citrus meets the bold edge of Sour Diesel
• Daytime Energy – designed to keep you uplifted, focused, and productive
Genetics: Delicata Grapes x Shade Tree Moon Drops flower is carefully cultivated and hand packed for freshness. Expect bold aroma and flavor aligned with the sweet realm. Grown under LED lights to enhance terpene expression. Reported effects include energetic, happy, creative. Results vary by individual, tolerance, and consumption method.
Rainbow Road Genetics: Grape Crostata x Shady Grape 6
Grounded and restorative, Earth Realm flower is designed for moments that call for depth and calm. Woody, spicy, and richly layered flavors unfold slowly, creating a smooth, satisfying experience with an indica-leaning effect. Each dram is hand-packed with A-grade buds, selected for quality and consistency, offering a refined way to settle in and reconnect.
Strawberry Cough is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain (roughly 80% sativa / 20% indica) known for its uplifting, energetic, and cerebral effects. It is famously used for daytime energy, creativity, and reducing social anxiety, often bringing a sweet, fruity strawberry flavor with a slightly harsh, “cough-inducing” smoke.
Sativa
The Sweets by Stingers Blueberry Dream 1G Infused Pre-Roll is crafted with evenly infused flower and naturally derived terpenes to elevate the legendary Blue Dream strain with an added burst of blueberry flavor. This sativa delivers creative, euphoric energy and a balanced, uplifting experience that stays smooth and approachable. Enjoy sweet, ripe blueberry flavor layered over the classic Blue Dream profile. Designed for a slow, even burn, this infused
1G pre-roll is perfect for anytime you want a flavorful lift with a familiar favorite.What do you call blueberries playing the guitar? A jam session.
A stellar sativa with serious firepower behind its lineage. Expect a pungent mix of funk, fuel, and sweet earth on the nose, with a bright cerebral lift that hits fast and settles into a creative, buzzy headspace.
Lineage: [(Chem D x I-95) x (GMO x Starfighter)] x (Moonbow 112 IX x Alien Rock Candy)
Lineage: Han Solo Hashplant x Double Burger
Strain Type: Indica
Smell/Taste: Earthy | Spice | Fuel | Herbal
Gorilla Chem, also known as “Gorilla Chem OG” or “Gorilla Chem Kush,” is a sativa dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the potent Gorilla Glue #4 X Chem #4 X Chem D BX2 strains. This bud has a super spicy coffee diesel flavor with a creamy mocha exhale. The aroma is on the heavier side, with a spicy, peppery overtone accented by gassy diesel and hints of creamy chocolate.Reported Effects:CalmEnergeticHappyRelaxed
Gorilla Chem, also known as “Gorilla Chem OG” or “Gorilla Chem Kush,” is a sativa dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the potent Gorilla Glue #4 X Chem #4 X Chem D BX2 strains. This bud has a super spicy coffee diesel flavor with a creamy mocha exhale. The aroma is on the heavier side, with a spicy, peppery overtone accented by gassy diesel and hints of creamy chocolate.Reported Effects:CalmEnergeticHappyRelaxed
Experience Fat Cat, by Realm, at Diem Cannabis, it dominates with its earthy, gassy aroma and long-lasting flavor. This cannabis flower delivers smooth, powerful hits with drippy fuel-forward terpenes, making it a standout indica strain for heavy, sedative effects. Perfect for unwinding after a long day, Fat Cat embodies Realm’s Fuel Realm genetics, offering consistent burn, rich flavor, and a premium experience at any marijuana dispensary seeking the best indica strain for sleep or the strongest indica strain.
Known for its “loud” aroma, Fiber Optic packs a pungent, diesel-y fuel aroma and combines it with a potent and sedating effect that will crush your stress and erase all aches and pains. Fiber Optic is potent and leans more on the sedating side of relaxing.
imothy is loud, gassy, and proud. A 70/30 indica hybrid that blends sweet candy shell with diesel funk and a stoney, confident high made for nighttime flexin’.
Genetics: Sativa-dominant (usually around 70% Sativa)
Aroma & Taste: A robust, spicy skunk flavor with refreshing citrus and deep earthy undertones
Effects: said to be Mentally stimulating, creative, and highly social. Users claim it provides a long-lasting cerebral buzz while keeping your body physically at ease without heavy sedation.
Best Used For: Daytime activities, social gatherings, or boosting creative focus.
Sativa
Genetics: Ghost Train Haze x Super Lemon Haze
Flavor Profile: Lemon, Lime, Spice
When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.
Our premium 35% Milk Chocolate Bars are expertly prepared in our Happy Valley kitchen, using the finest French Valrhona Chocolate, sustainably sourced from Africa.
Lilac Diesel is a rare evenly balanced hybrid strain created through crossing the classic (Silver Lemon Haze X Forbidden Fruit) X (NY Cherry Pie X Citral Glue) strains. Named for its gorgeous appearance and deliciously pungent flavor, Lilac Diesel is one bud that’s perfect for any hybrid lover. This bud has small and super dense spade-shaped minty green nugs with beautiful lilac undertones, dark amber hairs and a coating of lilac-tinted sparkling white crystal trichomes. As you pull apart each glittering little nugget, aromas of sharp chemical diesel and sweet fruity berry are released, all with a spicy overtone. The flavor is on the lighter side of things, with a sweet fruity berry taste that’s accented by sour citrus and pine.
The Big Smooth… need we say more? This sweet and earthy indica hybrid smells deeply of wild blueberries and toasty bakery notes. This dreamy cultivar is a tasty treat for any connoisseur.Lineage: OG Blueberry Cut x Cookies & CreamFlavor/Aroma: Sweet, Berry, & PineReported Effects: Giggly, Social, & Uplifting
Water Mountain Queen is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through an unknown combination of other hybrid strains. Even with the lack of information about its parentage, Water Mountain Queen is often sought out for its high potency level and full-bodied high that will offer you a quick mood boost before helping you to gently settle down and get to sleep. The high will start with a burst of euphoria that fills your mind with a happy, giddy lift. As your mind lifts higher and higher, a soothing body high will begin to sink in, locking you down to the couch and leaving you feeling sleepy and sedated, ready to take a nap or tuck in for the evening
Blue Chem is a hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Chemdawg with Blueberry. This strain is known for producing a potent body high with effects that are cerebral, floaty, and leave you glued to the sofa.
Lembrule (Amaretto Sour × KY Jealousy) is an award-winning cultivar crowned at the Massachusetts High Times Cup 2024. Its rich profile combines citrus, cake, and gasoline aromas with smooth lemon-cake flavors over a gassy backbone. Limonene, linalool, and caryophyllene create a bright yet balanced experience, while its dense green-and-orange buds shimmer with trichomes. Delivering uplifting cerebral energy with relaxed, island-retreat vibes, Lembrule offers a sophisticated and mood-boosting smoke.
Trainwreck didn’t get its name or claim to fame in the marijuana community for no reason at all. This exhilarating hybrid strain has mind blowing components that will hit you like a train after just a couple of hits. A combination of 2 sativas (Mexican and Thai) and one indica (Afghani), this strain is nothing short of a mental roller coaster ride.
Blue Dream is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid (60% sativa/40% indica) strain that is a potent cross between the hugely popular Blueberry X Haze strains.
Users describe the Blue Dream high as having an immediate onset of an uplifting cerebral head high that leaves you completely motivated and focused with waves of creative energy that hit quickly and hard. This is accompanied by a mellow relaxing body high that leaves you warmed, numb, and completely pain free
Vibe out poolside with Good Tide mango gummies.Naturally rich in myrcene, real mango makes an ideal match for our indica-leaning rosin. With naturally occurring terpenes and minor cannabinoids present in our solventless hash rosin, our mango gummies are dripping with relaxing plant properties to produce a mellow, laid back high.Unwind and drift into a tropical state of mind.