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Banana Lemon Cupcake

Banana Jealousy x Super Lemon Haze

Hybrid – Sativa Leaning Effects

Flavor Profile: Floral, Earthy, Pine

A new release bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines an old school Sativa classic, Super Lemon Haze with a modern-day Hybrid Banana Jealousy. The strong lemon candy Super Lemon Haze flavor perfectly meets the sweet, earthy, creamy smell and flavor of the Banana Jealousy.

The flowers on this hybrid have excellent trichome coverage, nice dense buds, and some gorgeous hues of violet with flavors ranging from funky to fruity.

Happy Valley Head Stash is

Hand Selected:

Happy Valley’s cultivation leadership identify any standout batches of flower as the life cycles are finishing up and flags the plants that meet the standards for Head Stash quality. As the name implies, this is the “best of the best” with fully intact trichomes and a robust terpene profile that Happy Valley’s experienced growers would like to keep for themselves.

Slow Dried:

The hand selected standout plants are then separated from their parent batch and whole plants are hung up to dry slowly, using cool temperatures and specific humidity setpoints to control the speed at which they dry. Water activity within the plants is monitored twice daily, seven days a week, to ensure the proper rate of drying and that the desired targets are met before trimming the flower.

Meticulously Trimmed:

Once the selected plants have stabilized and reached their ideal water activity in the dry room, the flowers are carefully bucked off the stalks and stems, and tediously hand trimmed to the highest quality by Happy Valley’s most precise trimmers.

Long Cured:

After being hand trimmed, the selected flowers are carefully placed into airtight food grade stainless steel C-Vaults with ample head room to begin a lengthened cure process. Happy Valley’s cure room team continues to monitor the water activity within the flower, while opening and closing the C-Vaults periodically to allow the buds to breathe, pushing each batch to its highest potential with the best cure possible.

Cultivated by Happy Valley

Sativa
Genetics: Ghost Train Haze x Super Lemon Haze

Flavor Profile: Lemon, Lime, Spice

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few…

The Human Grade Standard Dab Tool Jar contains 50 stainless steel dab tools, each designed with a heat-resistant silicone tip for precise handling. Crafted for durability and ease of use, these tools provide a comfortable grip and smooth application. Packaged in a plastic jar, this set is perfect for both personal use and retail display.Dab Tool Size: 4.8″ lengthMaterial: Stainless Steel with Silicone Tips

Indica | Gary Payton x Grape Jubilee

This fun indica has frosty buds that pop with bright orange hairs and an aroma of sweet apricot with a touch of fuel. Expect a smooth smoke with light, skunky notes and a fast-hitting high that brings mild energy, euphoriaand an easygoing vibe perfect for social and creative settings.

Flavor/Aroma: Sweet, Fruity, Apricot, Fuel

Effects: Functional, Social, Creative, Stress-Melting, Easygoing

Add some flair and function to your setup with the Human Grade Mini Gumball Rig. Standing 10” tall, this rig features a vibrant wig-wag percolator and bold color accents for smooth, flavorful use every time. Built-in oil catch keeps things clean, while the 100% borosilicate glass construction offers both durability and style. Each piece is handmade for a one-of-a-kind look.

Specs:

Material: 100% Borosilicate Glass
Height: 10”
Joint Size: 14mm
Wig-Wag Percolator
Colored Accents
Built-in Oil Catch
Handmade

The Human Grade One Hitter is a sleek and durable piece, handcrafted from 100% borosilicate glass for a smooth and reliable experience. Designed for convenience and discretion, it offers a quick, efficient way to enjoy your sessions. This compact piece is perfect for on-the-go use.

Retail Unit: One (1) One Hitter
Material: 100% Borosilicate Glass
Dimensions: 3.2″ x 0.5″ x 0.5″
Bowl Diameter: 14mm

The Human Grade Recycler 1A offers smooth, efficient function with its double uptake recycler and built-in oil catch for cleaner sessions. Handmade from 100% borosilicate glass, this compact yet durable piece is designed for purity and performance. Material: 100% Borosilicate GlassDimensions: 5″ x 2.6″Joint Size: 10mmDouble Uptake RecyclerBuilt-in Oil CatchHandmadeIncludes:1 x Human Grade Recycler 1 x Human Grade 10mm Quartz Bucket1 x Carb Cap

Hammer bubbler pipes are shaped like smaller hammers, rather than glass bowls. The longer handle also provides more space to create even more smoke. Our tree percolator hammer bubbler filters smoke better than the average bubbler by having the smoke pass through several glass rods.

Zsunami by Tower Three LLC is a highly regarded, evenly balanced hybrid (50/50) bred from Moonbow and other exotic genetics. Known for an energizing euphoria paired with deep body relaxation, it stands out for its complex terpene profile, which features deep lime candy and tropical fruit funk.

Purple Urkle is perhaps one of the most famous indica strains around yet its origins are still mostly a mystery. What we do know is that the strain has been around since the 1980s and was originally grown in the Emerald Triangle area of northern California. It is regularly referred to as “Purple Urple” and occasionally “The Urkle”. Its effects, taste, and smell are fairly consistent with most purple strains of marijuana when grown properly. Purple Urkle has a sweet and skunky smell generally containing the aromas of tropical fruit, grapes, fruity pebbles, and skunk.

Lineage: Mendocino Purps phenotype or Granddaddy Purple phenotype

Experience the fiery depths of relaxation with Bostica’s Dante’s Inferno Indica. This strain is known for its potent effects that may engulf you in a soothing embrace. Perfect for unwinding after a long day.

Storm Chaser strain is described as a dessert-like, indica-dominant hybrid reportedly known for its relaxing body effects and clear mind, with a flavor of sweet vanilla, earthy notes, sugary berries, and cookies. Some sources categorize it as a sleepy indica with a familiar aroma of pine and citrus.Lineage: Skywalker x Kosher Chem x ZookiesFlavor/Aroma: Sweet, Earthy, BerriesReported Effects: Relaxing, Sedating, Clear Minded

Indica | Gary Payton x Grape Jubilee

This fun indica has frosty buds that pop with bright orange hairs and an aroma of sweet apricot with a touch of fuel. Expect a smooth smoke with light, skunky notes and a fast-hitting high that brings mild energy, euphoriaand an easygoing vibe perfect for social and creative settings.

Flavor/Aroma: Sweet, Fruity, Apricot, Fuel

Effects: Functional, Social, Creative, Stress-Melting, Easygoing

Experience the fiery depths of relaxation with Bostica’s Dante’s Inferno Indica. This strain is known for its potent effects that may engulf you in a soothing embrace. Perfect for unwinding after a long day.

Green

The Sidekick Mini Beaker Tube fits mini lighters measuring 2.25 ” H x 0.75″ W.

The Sidekick 9″ Mini Beaker is a compact, color-changing water pipe by GEAR Premium®. It features a built-in mini lighter holster, making it highly portable and convenient for travel. As the glass is used, the fumed borosilicate finish reacts with heat and resin to shift in color

The Hemper 70s Bong (also known as the “That 70s Lamp Bong”) is a groovy, lava lamp-shaped water pipe. The Teal variant features vibrant teal glass accents and an inline percolator for smooth filtration. It is available in two sizes: the standard 7-inch and the 10.5-inch XL.

Dante’s Inferno is a cannabis strain, that combines Oreoz and Devil Driver. Breeders Clearwater Genetics and Tiki Madman teamed up on the strain. Dante’s Inferno can smell sweet and creamy, and is known for it’s beautiful, blingy look. This indica hybrid has lots of cookies genetics in it for a relaxing effect.

Crafted from high-quality glass, the Hi-Robot glass bong is built for durability and longevity, resisting everyday bumps and knocks. An expertly designed diffused downstem works in tandem with the wide tube diameter to maximize filtration and airflow, delivering hits that are both gentle and potent.

Immerse yourself in the nostalgia of retro gaming with our Gaming Flower Bong. Adorned with smoking flower decals, and a classic green pipe percolator, this piece seamlessly combines vintage aesthetics with a heady twist.

The strain has a unique aroma and palate-coating terpene profile that features a mashup of classic OG gas, creamy gelato, and minty menthol.

Gyros is a cross of Han Solo Burger and Cold Snap.Long spear shaped buds with large plump bracts, purple to blue coloration and a heavy coat of trichomes. Earthy, meaty, breath like mentholated kush aroma and flavor. This one is extremely rich, musky and minty, and has a very herbaceous and almost woody mouthcoat.

Gyros is a cross of Han Solo Burger and Cold Snap.Long spear shaped buds with large plump bracts, purple to blue coloration and a heavy coat of trichomes. Earthy, meaty, breath like mentholated kush aroma and flavor. This one is extremely rich, musky and minty, and has a very herbaceous and almost woody mouthcoat.

GMO Z

GMO x Z x OG Kush

Indica Leaning Effects

GMO Z is an Indica-dominant hybrid cultivar that is known to deliver heavy and intense cerebral effects, and has a flavor profile that offers hints of sour candy with fuel undertones.

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

Variety: Sativa Dominant Hybrid

Lineage: Purple Urkle X Chem91
Flavor/Aroma: Grape, Diesel, & Skunky
Reported Effects: Aroused, Relaxed, & Euphoric

An all time fan favorite and the flavor that put Keef on the map. Bubba Kush Root Beer has a rich, creamy, nostalgic root beer taste the kind that mixes perfectly with ice cream for the ultimate root beer float. Fast acting, consistently dosed cannabis with microemulsion technology. Caffeine free.

Inspired by classic soda-fountain flavors, Mr. Puffer brings a wave of nostalgia in every sip. A smooth, spiced blend that’s as comforting as your favorite nolstalgic drink. Fast-acting cannabis with microemulsion technology. Caffeine-free.

Experience the unparalleled taste of our handcrafted cannabis-infused grape soda. Natural flavors blend exquisitely to create a sweet, nostalgic pop. Caffeine-free.

Natural raspberry and blueberry flavors exquisitely blended to create the perfect berry soda bold, refreshing, and true to the real soda taste you grew up on. Fast acting cannabis with microemulsion technology for a smooth, social buzz. Caffeine free.

The original Keef Classic Soda and still a crowd favorite. Original Cola delivers an authentic cola taste you know from soda fountains across the country, now with fast acting, consistently dosed cannabis. Caffeine free and crafted for any occasion.

Meet your new favorite orange soda. Refreshing citrus notes combine with just the right amount of carbonation for unmatched enjoyment fans say it tastes just like a classic orange Crush, now with a consistent cannabis kick. Caffeine free.

Rove’s rosin and diamond infused preroll, is made with premium-grade flower fully-infused with THCA diamonds and solventless ice hash rosin then they’re expertly rolled. Super smooth and ultra potent. Welcome to the next evolution of prerolls.

Welcome to the next generation of vaping. Clocking in at up to 95% potency, our live resin melted diamonds pair perfectly with our new hardware, designed to create ultra big clouds and super smooth hits.Northern Lights’ pungently sweet, spicy aromas deliver a wonderfully numbing, lazy indica driven high. The psychoactive effects settle in firmly throughout the body, relaxing muscles and pacifying the mind in dreamy euphoria, a sense of well-being and mellow happiness.

The Rove Slush Pop Ready-To-Use is a 1.0g sativa live resin diamond vaporizer that requires no separate battery. It features a nostalgic, sweet flavor profile—like icy cherry, citrus, and blue raspberry—and delivers energizing, uplifting, and creative effects.